Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Acting from his kala den

Hail the system that gave rise to such criminals

The Opposition has blamed the Govt. for not doing enough to check black money. And with no readymade solution to the menace of black money, the criminial intruder munim is finding it quite funny.
The day you left the national capital, the criminal munim and his criminal men (procured through means not legitimate) were out to unfurl a new battle. They had known for long that the man they were trying to trace and nip down was planning a stage of movement and this led to such characters to set on a stalking firmament.
The munim is a corrupt entity with a corrupt and criminal set of ideas what else would explain his trajectory of growth when his forces are out in full bloat. They chase you at all accommodation round the year as kala and not white dhan has to create a nagging fear. The doc and the hotelier who have been in touch with him need to stop this interaction as this would give the munim to try and search for new level of operation. The munim is a merchant of massacre out to strike his survival by forcing his way into others living sphere (simple tinkering of gate locks by crminal sons and criminal domestic helps is permisssible).
The munim is hoping that this holi milan would be special as it would generate demand for new men.
Perhaps the ofice he works in and the men he works with don't have the faint idea of how he operates in the household and nearby and this gives him new elbow room to go for mass buy (of men, material and masses as forces are stretched in the entire length and breadth of the country).
When some boys of readable age were hurling filthy abuse some days ago at an accommodation and speaking largely about the men they were searching for and the qualities they looked for, the realisation had dawned that criminal munim was out on his job to get new fame and form. Perpetrators of injustice range from Pune to Pulverising UP as the search for men hasn't got the desired booty. Pune would be the right choice as water for wall hearing act would give him the right chance to bat. Perhaps the story has reached Pune frontier that munim is coming to offload his liability in a new gear.
As i took another bus for another destination the buswallahs suggested that criminal munim with his criminal sons/domestic helps would flourish as loopholes in the system fail to check his undiluted distribution of dhan from his kala den. The criminal sons/domestic helps have a roaming agenda as they come out and scream on the channels you watch and the demand for men that they don't want to scotch. Perhaps a repeat of this act in some other household would have led to the entire tribe getting sold and as buswallahs suggested they are bas of the highest order. Otherwise what would explain their conduct to get abuses hurled at which ever accommodation some take and try to stay away from race. Some suggested that The criminal sons/domestic helps/munim need to undertake this act of criminality at some other household to gauge their firm hold. The munim is too old to deliver a full length delivery and that's why he has set his forces on tailing spree.
When criminal munim moves from his home all on the streets are quite wary of his movement. Nobody knows when he would put forward the demand for boys and toys. Perhaps this act of a refined nature has earned him a good following and a new stature. Otherwise What would explain the forging and snooping feats. When the courierwalah for umpteen times after visting one dwelling immediately goes to his den to close the dealing. Some in the bus suggested that One can't be oblivious to acts of crminiality even though he is flowing with untamed growth trajectory. The assembled crowd in the bus believed that The holi milan would see him enforce his agenda from his den which is nothing but criminal adda. The night closes with watchful movement of others courtesy flowing cash and the day begins with how many times the criminal sons/domestic helps would be staging protest by indulging in dirty crimes.
In holi milan he would be in tight embrace of cash and men as his entire den would be a fortress of fun. The criminal men he has raised would give you dirty stare and some dirty talk when you go out for hair cut in an old fort. Criminal sons/domestic helps would shout from the rooftops about the nature of services they seek and again this would lead to their cash health looking warm and not bleak. Since the liability has to be offloaded the acts of criminality and intrusion have to be continously uploaded. Perhaps there are a large number who are ready to hail, hear and share him as the secrets that has led to his unquestionable mental and physical growth he is too eager to make others grin with.
the agenda that munim has set on would be appreciated by those when all-weather unemployment has been system's shame. Be it Gu'rat, Mah'tra or K'taka he would send his forces to make better use of dhan which is not white and which he has in plenty and gives him imaginary flights.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Why this shore doesn't appeal to you

Why this shore doesn't appeal to you

Howsoever sometimes the battle may look grim outside, the other front is no easy ride. The upping and growing greed has led to peace seeing no reigning sum. The more they speak on the phone from morning to evening the more they create trouble zones. Perhaps the amount spent on stationery and courier could have been limited as that would have kept the budget bated. The home budget can be managed with limited income but the senior believes that it is moolah and moolah alone that can give good sleep. The senior goes on full rage if someone tries to interfere in his work and ways. Won't tolerate any sane advice that fewer are to be trusted and resources are to be saved; bent on splurging as that would create new waves. Doesn't realise that others staying there are just outsiders so why give rope to these tourist riders.
The uttaranchal son can't mend his ways so staying for late hours outside every day is a perennial problem that he can't overcome. Should not have taken the advice of Def people while engaging the driver four years ago and the one staying now in tow as the mayhem that driver created led to intrusion by criminals getting a new gem and glow.
In the morning some character is on the firing line and in the evening some other for no fault of theirs. Don't have the impression that the man who is not taking up assignments would suffer the fate of a stray animal. God willing that would never happen if expenses are few. Believes that resources are meant to be wasted whether jal or paper and here nothing can change his large hearted favour to the man on the wheel and composer. A two day tryst with the composer in a week is enough, unnecessarily the composer comes and suggests new changes to the system at his preferable sum. How much resources have gone down the drain because of composer and man on the wheel nobody knows. Both are big tyrants who the intruder has purchased on a sizeable payment and on his terms. Don't forget the def people suggested man on the wheel and how he danced to the intruder tune and fees.
Neither any education fees have to be paid nor any feast solemnised so why waste the hard earned resources and bleed. Talking on phone to people won't clear the deadlock. Keep reading papers, watching tv and going to members hall is preferable instead of talking to people in other states who too are on intruder's take.
Why blame others when the problem actualy is from intruder king's den and his shameful associates of R'than and water taking entity. The R'than entity for three years kept posted the intruder on whether there was occupant in the room and whether the bathing exercise was on or not. Don't blurt out everything in the room, the shameless water character listens and reports to the intruder. Perhaps the water character not realising that that same tale can be repeated to them as the saying goes "everything comes back to you in life"
So why not keep your expenses on check, speak less on phone to those who can't be trusted and do writing part for those who pay for writing services instead of sending so many couriers. That doctor man in other state is not to be trusted. First the def relation people danced to the tunes of intruder and made our lives hell.
If expenses are to a point then no force on earth can exploit us. No need to answer every bell call as most of them are fakes seeking cash. Home purchases should be done once in a week or the other senior goes out can do the purchases instead of calling the store delivery boys now and then. The other senior needs to realise that going to temples and paying to priests is a wasteful expenditure. It is a habit to make home purchases every other day. Please control the expenses.
There are so many good people on earth who are happy with limited resources so why not be contented with what the Lord has blessed you with.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

The intruder King

This intruder king is a shameless character who has no other agenda except to carry out his intruding operations with his shameless sons and domestic dons. They are well within their right to intrude and stalk as they have within their arsenal a large number of barking dogs..
As i board another bus heading towards a new destination some in the assembled group suggested that the domestic help is a barking dog who steps out now and then to make unreasonable demands for men of all readable age with whom the master could have the necessary body shake. THe intruder master is out and out dirty and criminal out to criminalise the system and this has appropriately made him the stalking, intruding, forging and tapping animal. With the meals he has during the day and night there are bundles of cash lying on the table for making his shameless sons and dons the repetitive intruder animal. The munim tells his shameless sons and domestic dons that this uncounted cash would be their pound of loot if they strike at other dwellings root.
The shameless sons/domestic dons step out when frustration gets better of them and make some babbling noises to tell others that their agenda is not reaching its logical end. Perhaps the employable men on other wheels too make similar noises to make them realise that they are not alone in their voices.Perhaps the investments they have made in the past five years, including on water, they think it is high time the returns start reaching them fearing which the liability eating into their cash and wealth would be hurting their cash reserve health.
The munim's henchmen and his vast army can be spotted in the city and outside as well when you travel as the men are able to make movement armed with cash and huge sums.
Munim is under the belief that with water and cash he can offload his liability and increase his criminal probability. Probably the time has come for him to concentrate on Pune's son as this would imbibe him with twin fun. Probably the pani conection has increased his familiarity and made him recipient of all information happening in others home (24 X7, 365X5) so why not take this equation to its logical end by laying claims on Pune's son.
For the past five years the intruder king had no fear as he believed that he could turn the system around and give stalking a new ground. If some person used to come on a three wheeler his shameless associates would ask the three wheeler driver on the direction from which the men are coming so that they could keep their stalking shining. This intruder king is a blot on the system and criminal to the core. Perhaps when this intruder king goes to his office little is known about the shameless conduct he undertakes at his den with an alarming fun. Perhaps he is making the most of the unemployment crisis that is gripping our nation otherwise what would explain their dancing to his tunes to chase others and keep a check on their reign. Had this criminal been born with a simple desire and life he would have never stooped to this agenda of shameless crime gripped with shine.
He is an intruder hoping to get returns on investments which he made in the past five years with no breather. For the sake of getting return he would be prepared to take any dirty turn.

Friday, February 18, 2011

The meet that shed light on compromises

Well the meet with the TV editors , which in the normal course excludes Print Editors to ensure a semblance of peace and normalcy (the line purported by TV honchos), saw PM (Prime Manmohan)take questions, heavy indeed, on his regime's compatibility with the issue and index of corruption. Compatibility not being there was indeed the reason for Prime Manmohan to holf fort in 7RCR, appropriately suggesting that another 40-odd months would this be his residence come what may. Compatible would be his stay here and so would be of his compatriots was the essence of the question to be followed by answer session.
Questions had been flying thick and fast in the neighbouring Safdarjang Road, Tuglaq Road and Aurangzeb Road on the probable change of guard and henceforth change of occupant of 7RCR. Prime Manmohan set all doubts to rest and launched himself on a full-fledged fest by articulating that all that his regime had done in the past was in entire consonance with coalition compulsions and making compromises was the sole way to take thunder out of opposition bell.
The PM thundered: " No one from ruling benches was found in alarming/compromising position and this explains the compromises i made were within manageable limits." Compromises he did not elaborate on but elaboration was plentiful on how he hopes to sail for the next 40 months. Well the first sign of goverment in functioning mode would be the elaborate functioning of Parliament where he hopes to convince the Opposition to make equal amount of compromises if not more if they hope to sail through. "All discussions in Parliament would be on compromises and surprises." Surprises he did not elaborate on but this could well be to keep the functioning anarchy revisit Parliament the members would be allowed to rush to the well of the House and have their grub there and then itself. The congregation at the well would be for the grub and post grub and exchanges the members would return to their respective seats.

When he stands to address the House Prime Manmohan would articulate that there won't be any compromise on Question Hour and Zero Hour and let the mayhem begin well after these two critical hours. In fact the tone of compromise would be set in motion by Prez's address to Joint Session of Parliament where the Head of State would elaborate on compromises Prez made on family functions as Govt functions were more in action. Post 2012 the compromises she has to make to her daily schedule is inevitable would be her refrain tool.
Taking a cue from this compromise tone that Prez would set, the members would be in a huddle now and then talking about compromises and other son rises. Apart from compromise content that Parliament would be swaying with there would be all-weather compromise debate in the different forums that the House and the general public would be grappled with.
Faltering at different steps and inability to cross the thresh hold the blame would be layed on the need to keep the game spirit alive and kicking.
Well faltering and disappearing from World Cup would actually mean lending a new lease of life to IPL which faces a serious threat to its credibility if Cricket India has a blemish free run in the World Cup. Perhaps a visible snag and aberration in the World Cup would set the stage for IPL and this is the all-weather compromise that Cricket India has to commit itself to. And to truly adhere to in letter and spirit. Only then the IPL flag can fly high and give more moneylenders who lend money for aam aadmi to get hold of tickets to give a new try. After all the economy that gets a boost during IPL is unparallel and this is the reason why the govt of the day is hoping the World Cup outing is kept at bay.
As this compromise would take effect, there would be other compromises that one would be taking with a pinch of salt. Mind you getting wrapped up in compromising position does not end the debate then and there itself as it only sends alarming bells. From this compromising position to alarming signals that it emits we need to look at the complete picture of a one who does not compromise at any stage. And this is truly possible if s/he does not keep identity fake.

The intruder king by Puneet Rajhans

This intruder king is a shameless character who has no other agenda except to carry out his intruding operations with his shameless sons and domestic dons. They are well within their right to intrude and stalk as they have within their arsenal a large number of barking dogs..
As i board another bus heading towards a new destination some in the assembled group suggested that the domestic help is a barking dog who steps out now and then to make unreasonable demands for men of all readable age with whom the master could have the necessary body shake. THe intruder master is out and out dirty and criminal out to criminalise the system and this has appropriately made him the stalking, intruding, forging and tapping animal. With the meals he has during the day and night there are bundles of cash lying on the table for making his shameless sons and dons the repetitive intruder animal. The munim tells his shameless sons and domestic dons that this uncounted cash would be their pound of loot if they strike at other dwellings root.
The shameless sons/domestic dons step out when frustration gets better of them and make some babbling noises to tell others that their agenda is not reaching its logical end. Perhaps the employable men on other wheels too make similar noises to make them realise that they are not alone in their voices.Perhaps the investments they have made in the past five years, including on water, they think it is high time the returns start reaching them fearing which the liability eating into their cash and wealth would be hurting their cash reserve health.
The munim's henchmen and his vast army can be spotted in the city and outside as well when you travel as the men are able to make movement armed with cash and huge sums.
Munim is under the belief that with water and cash he can offload his liability and increase his criminal probability. Probably the time has come for him to concentrate on Pune's son as this would imbibe him with twin fun. Probably the pani conection has increased his familiarity and made him recipient of all information happening in others home (24 X7, 365X5) so why not take this equation to its logical end by laying claims on Pune's son.
For the past five years the intruder king had no fear as he believed that he could turn the system around and give stalking a new ground. If some person used to come on a three wheeler his shameless associates would ask the three wheeler driver on the direction from which the men are coming so that they could keep their stalking shining. This intruder king is a blot on the system and criminal to the core. Perhaps when this intruder king goes to his office little is known about the shameless conduct he undertakes at his den with an alarming fun. Perhaps he is making the most of the unemployment crisis that is gripping our nation otherwise what would explain their dancing to his tunes to chase others and keep a check on their reign. Had this criminal been born with a simple desire and life he would have never stooped to this agenda of shameless crime gripped with shine.
He is an intruder hoping to get returns on investments which he made in the past five years with no breather. For the sake of getting return he would be prepared to take any dirty turn.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Celebrating the moment by Puneet Rajhans

Celebrating the moment
How are we to deal with intruder kings and their vast acts of intrusion, snooping, stalking and sailing?
These intruder kings have been in existence since time immemorial with rapid growth visible when nation erected liberalisation advertorial. Liberalisation gave them the new arms to twist and tryst as it was the opportunity to offload the liability that was well eating into their widely amassed cash and wealth. Liability they could not handle for long; so in effect they set their sights on neighbouring dwellings with a never-ending trespassing song. Attempt was on how to grab others dwellings as liberalisation had given them enough handle and henchmen to get a smooth sailing.

These intruder kings have thrived and sailed for long. Their acts are profane and with no acts resembling the action of a con. They strike at will and with a government seal. THe need is to hail the arrival of intruders armed with shameless sons and hill dons. THeir reach is commendable ably supported by men and women from the laggard state of east to the states of north. THey have a huge female following from the State of RAjasthan to States bordering haryana given the financial prowess of these kings these shallow entities are impressed with and they would move heaven and earth to make snooping a lifelong hit. Again their reach is commendable, thanks to shameless sons and hill dons, as they perfectly and aptly know your feet is in which room and the channel you are in tune. Tenants of all readable age they are conversant with, the need of the moment is to check the expenses and keep limited tenant at home who could not drill.
Stalking is the name of the game because through this they can earn their fame. To stalk and stop at alternate hours, it actually completes the necessity of a long walk. To stalk they get their army on walk; some even taking public transport now and then. Stalking is an all-weather tryst with most on the job no less than a beast. THey keep a tab on what all you do and inhale; meeting with any tom, dick and harry is taken note of in perfect detail. Through water and power they provide lifeline to the ameliorated lot you never know who else would be joining their stalking slot. Probably we need to hail their arrival as large uncounted moolah is giving them the art of surveillance and survival. Perhaps the intrusion from them is the need of the hour as that way they can raise the trespassing bar.
But the moot question here is: Are their multiple stalkers? Mulitplying by the hour and day.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Jo sudhar na saka by Puneet Rajhans

Jo sudhar na saka by Puneet Rajhans
Jo sudhar na saka

As i board another bus with another set of people, there is one gentleman who is duty bound to spell out the nature of influence on him. He is upfront. The bus is heading towards Rewari and he is more than forthcoming in spelling out the good life he has led.
He begins : "Yeh hai bahut bada munim jo sudhar na saka." The munim he is referring to and his henchmen have been the most watchable events in the place of his assimilation. Is munim ke paas hai itni taqat ki yeh doosro ki ghar mein ghusne ka adhikar ki rakhta hai dwawat. Picchle char saal se zyada (More than four years) isne doosro ke ghar mein ghoosne ki taqat hasil ki hai. Yeh hai is munim ki kahani jo doosre ke ghar mein ghoosene ki adhikar sunata apne jubani. Bolte hai ki iske paas hai itna paise ki yeh apni range of demands subhe roj rakhta.
Yeh hai do take ka munim aur iski do take ki harketa jisko rok na saka samaj ki koi bhi bandishe. Isne doosro ke ghar mein ghoosene ki maharathi hasil ki hai and is kaam mein iske logo ne nayee jaan phooki hai. Iska ka himachali molester naukar joh raat hote hi doosre ke gate mein aur uske lock par karta hai vaar kyunki yehi hai iska adhikaar.Laki ke dande se karta hai vaar. Is adhikaar mein iske naukar aur chowkidaar ne kitne baar doosro ke ghar mein ghoose, rat hoi ya din sabhi samay ek jaise lage. Chaar saal tak doosre ka gate khol khol ke inhone ne apna dikhaya hai adhikar.

Kuch swar jo himachali naukar ke muh se nikle; "Ladka naha rahai, ladka aa gaye hai, ladka bathroom mein hai, ladke ko bahar nikalo. Ladke ko ham theek kar denge. Ladka naha raha hai aur bahar aane wala hai." Ladke ki kheti yeh karta hai aur is kaam mein chaar saal se laga hai.
Apne paise ke baL bute isne doosre ko kharida, na bach saka colony ka guard aur na bach saka colony ke driver. Do saal pehle rakhi thi inhone maang(demand). Ki tod do gate aur tod do deewar. Yeh himachali naukar subah munim ke paas jata aur poochta ki mujhe kab aur kaise ladke ki talash karna hai. Subah aur shaam iske ghar ke bahar teen driver, teen chowkidaar aur naukar ki mehfil lagti hai aur ladke ki khoj suru hoti hai. Har hafte naye aadmi aate western UP se and nazar rakhte makaan aur insaan par.

Yeh upfront hai. Yeh kehta hame ladka chaiyye aur pure peak par hote hai jab koi insaan bahar aate. Inki mehfil se log hote hai rubaru aur ander munim ko aati hai nayee khosboo. Jo bhi letter aate, courier aate, dawai aati, sab iske dwar se gujarte. Kyunki isko dikhana hai zarrori kyunki isne sabko khareeda hai apne daulat se poori. Yeh munim aur iski saantan kabhi apne chowkidaar se poochta: "Kya ladka dikha? Kya ladka bola? Us par nazar rakh" Aur cowkidaar apni sahmati dikhata. Doosre driver aur iske naukar kehta : "Ladka aaj nahi dikha. Ladke ko bahar nikal."
Iski santaan aur khanddan bhi hai utni paapi kyunki doosre ke ghar mein ghoosna, landline ko tap karna, letter/courier /bank statement gayab karna hai inki majboori. Doosre ke ghar mein courier aur saman bechnewale ke bahane log bhejta hai kyunki koshish hai kaise andar dhaba bole. Jab Jharkandi tenant rahta tha, to iske admi door se poochte the: Kya ladka hai? Kai mehino tak isne door se kiye aise sawaal jis phar sabe ne jatai ki na hoga aise sawwallo ka aakal.
Subah se shaam inke ghar ke bhar ki mehfil mein yeh apni demands rakhte ki kaise doosre ke ghar ki gate tode our lock se fiddle kare. Jab yeh makaan mein ghoose char saal se pehle isne socha aas paas ke dwellings bhi aate iske adhikar mein jaise taise. Doosre ke driver aur typist ko bhi isne khareeda kyunki paise ke bal par duniya ko khareed na chahta hai. Kyunki iske naukar ne doosre ke driver aur typist ko yeh kaha : "Tum meri duty karte ho Iski nahi."
Yeh paise ke bal par sab driver,chowkidaar ko khareedega kyunki paisa bota hai. Iske paise ne hamein ghar par bandh rakha hai kyunki kab iske aaadmi hum par kar de vaar. Hum jaye kashmere gate ya rajokri iske aadmi sab jagah hote pure puri.
Duniya hai iski muthi mein, duniya hai iski taqdeer isne doosrein ki taqdeer likhna samjha hai apni pehili laqeer.
Aao isko salam karein aur salaam karein iski paise ki taqat ko. Iska naam aur paise ki taqat dekh kar sab karte isko salaam aur isko doosre ke ghar mein ghoosene ka aur logo ko pratadit karne ka hai govt ka licence. Kahani likhni baaki hai.
Yeh sacchi katha bahut pehle likhni thi. Der ho gayee lekin yeh katha likh to di.

Tune kya socha paanch saal tak tu logon par haywaan ki tarah raj karega aur log dar ke saham jayege. Teri saari kahani logo ko batani from intruding, snooping, forgery, threats from henchmen (day in day out 365X5)attacks and a lot of other activities. Arrey kaun si paise ki taqat tu dikha raha hain. Kar leta yeh do take ki harkate kisi mediawallah se. Saari picture clear ho jati. Ek aam admi par tune kiya ha zulm.