Monday, February 27, 2012
The week gone by (Feb 18th to 25th)
The week gone by ( Feb 18th to 25th)
It was a week(feb 18th to 25th) when indians were innovative enough to imagine a political landscape where political bullfights were the least we could afford to ignore as it could very well engineer fights in our backyard and shore. A week when political bullfights broadened the appeal of the political class to broadly broach the subject before the electorate that for one final time they should stage a walkout from home to set the stage for an accretion to their poll outcome and clout.
DEbates cutting across tv theatres and political temperature made us resign to a fate where howsoever hard we may try taming the political course correction it won't happen unless and until we were politically alive to the results flowing from assembly polls and other such poll-triggered creations. A week where the political pundits pooh poohed the suggestion that the final tally to the five theatrical and yet tangible enough to hold assembly polls would politically postpone the political assertion that politics is nothing more than a seasonal fascination.
As luck would have it, the debates on politics and pessimists were punctuated with diametrically and yet not damaging enough deliberations on crickindia's constant constipation and its inability to ferret out what was elaborately expected from them. Constantly clueless on how to coast to victory led to crickindia's constant struggle in securing circulation in legs leading them to litter litany of defeats and other such deeds.
A week when politically sensitive india rose to a politically acclimatised world face to face with rotational rhetoric that had come to grip crickindia. Rotational Resurrection was what crickindia desired hoping against hope that once the limelight shifts from them and they cease to remain operational during certain seasons of the annual calendar, the race for some being rested and some being feted would be a thing of the past.
Accustomed to occupy the crease even when dysfunctional tone had led to long debilitating dysentery and time was ripe when the allurement of hailing ailment was tackled with junior subjecting the senior with weather-friendly torment. For seasons together if crickindia expressed its disorientation to disrobe the opposite camp,the seasonal doctor had to step in to stonewall suggestions that crickindia need to perform non-stop on ramp.
A week when visitors invaded the stock market and made intrusive queries on stocks and stakes leading to for the first time this year the 30-share index facing resistance when all the reenergised rally stored potential of crossing the fence.
A week when Yeddy of Karnataka showed the occupational hazards of not occupying any office and made his displeasure known to those occasionally occupying offices and symmetrically sensitising those who wish to occupy it.
A week when crude prices did not cruise to a provocation level that made others prosper and a week when few resisted temptation to tweet and discover. A one when enabling environment was most dished out expression thereby expressing the ingratitude nature of the government to arise and enable the available forces to entangle from circumstances that were not conducive and durable. Enabling environment one looked for in cricket, aviation and for all those doctors who had failed to put their patients under desired sedation. Primarily because once the patient is under sedation s/he refuses to submit himself to bills and other suggestions.
As stated above, it was a week when politically permissible permutations and combinations began to do rounds leading to eruption of untraceable wounds. Be it politics, pesticide or pessimists the week looked no different from previous ones except for some gems having discovered the glory of enabling theory.
It was a week(feb 18th to 25th) when indians were innovative enough to imagine a political landscape where political bullfights were the least we could afford to ignore as it could very well engineer fights in our backyard and shore. A week when political bullfights broadened the appeal of the political class to broadly broach the subject before the electorate that for one final time they should stage a walkout from home to set the stage for an accretion to their poll outcome and clout.
DEbates cutting across tv theatres and political temperature made us resign to a fate where howsoever hard we may try taming the political course correction it won't happen unless and until we were politically alive to the results flowing from assembly polls and other such poll-triggered creations. A week where the political pundits pooh poohed the suggestion that the final tally to the five theatrical and yet tangible enough to hold assembly polls would politically postpone the political assertion that politics is nothing more than a seasonal fascination.
As luck would have it, the debates on politics and pessimists were punctuated with diametrically and yet not damaging enough deliberations on crickindia's constant constipation and its inability to ferret out what was elaborately expected from them. Constantly clueless on how to coast to victory led to crickindia's constant struggle in securing circulation in legs leading them to litter litany of defeats and other such deeds.
A week when politically sensitive india rose to a politically acclimatised world face to face with rotational rhetoric that had come to grip crickindia. Rotational Resurrection was what crickindia desired hoping against hope that once the limelight shifts from them and they cease to remain operational during certain seasons of the annual calendar, the race for some being rested and some being feted would be a thing of the past.
Accustomed to occupy the crease even when dysfunctional tone had led to long debilitating dysentery and time was ripe when the allurement of hailing ailment was tackled with junior subjecting the senior with weather-friendly torment. For seasons together if crickindia expressed its disorientation to disrobe the opposite camp,the seasonal doctor had to step in to stonewall suggestions that crickindia need to perform non-stop on ramp.
A week when visitors invaded the stock market and made intrusive queries on stocks and stakes leading to for the first time this year the 30-share index facing resistance when all the reenergised rally stored potential of crossing the fence.
A week when Yeddy of Karnataka showed the occupational hazards of not occupying any office and made his displeasure known to those occasionally occupying offices and symmetrically sensitising those who wish to occupy it.
A week when crude prices did not cruise to a provocation level that made others prosper and a week when few resisted temptation to tweet and discover. A one when enabling environment was most dished out expression thereby expressing the ingratitude nature of the government to arise and enable the available forces to entangle from circumstances that were not conducive and durable. Enabling environment one looked for in cricket, aviation and for all those doctors who had failed to put their patients under desired sedation. Primarily because once the patient is under sedation s/he refuses to submit himself to bills and other suggestions.
As stated above, it was a week when politically permissible permutations and combinations began to do rounds leading to eruption of untraceable wounds. Be it politics, pesticide or pessimists the week looked no different from previous ones except for some gems having discovered the glory of enabling theory.
Feb 28th: Trendy enough to trivialise temperature
Feb 28th: Trendy enough to trivialise temperature
Eleven trade unions have been trendy enough to discover their temerity to declare feb 28th as the one to be observed as mega strike day. the strike cutting across megapolis and metropolis would be mega in content coming against a malfunctioning mega set-up that the trade unions and those sprinting to be the same see it. Mega are the plans of the strike adherents who would be adhering to every rule of the stir game with mega advisory to be issued by them for mega public at large.
The mega stir would focus on all those who went bankrupt and those storing the potential to be of the same heft if the government of the day does not renege on its promise to seek disinvestment in psus and also disassociate itself from any moves to further the privatisation agenda. The strike to last 12 working hours when the public by and large makes up its mind to wake and work for the volunteers who are on their payrolls.
On this day the mega strikers would strike at the very foundation of those willing to work with no willingness to shirk. This day would see enormous effort being made to enormously ensure that the enormity of the debating skills that debaters would be employing to dissect the import of this mega strike is not lost and all such debates have a ringing and performing blast.
To begin with, the mega strikers and those having sprinted long enough to join their clan would be advising public through pamphlets and other advisory material inserted in morning newspapers that they should be smart enough to sharply disengage from any shape of activity that leads to govt coffers swelling for the day. Simply put staying indoors and making no purchase from any provision store. More appropriate it would be if they refrain from using power and water and seek an operational character that can operate without these necessities. The advisory would stress this form of renunciation for the hours the strike is on and once the strikers have strived to secure their successful release from striking spearheads the public can hope to ameliorate its status to ably and assertively operate.
Essentially the operative part of this striking blast is that public should cease to move and mate and if possible hand out to the striking volunteers their fate. So if by chance the public comprising adult men and women who are adulterated enough to step out of their homes to be part of government's adulation, they need to arrest this ascendancy by staying put at the bus terminal or train stop and if possible return to their home base mirroring a case of exigency. If still the public insists to move ahead with their earning agenda having been repeatedly told by their peers and prosecutors on their earning and available potential, the same and yet to evaporate public should be kind enough to shed any mode of transport that transports them to their work station. Walking on foot would be the least resistance they can show to striking gems and a walk of this nature won't make them any less creative creature.
If by chance the recruited entities are successful enough to reach destinations of their evaporation they should evaporate any though of interaction with their loved and trimmed ones and see to it that they secure their departure from office on a parameter that gells well with striking generators.
Feb 28th would be a day to strike and yet survive as it comes in a leap year and it would truly showcase the quantum leap the striking feast can generate and hoping against hope that more such inducements are lobbed in the air for the aam janata to have quality time with their yet to be reported associates whom they not fear.
So let the world not be riven by those willing to strike and those willing to bite and a day of this magnitude is a must when all mega forces have metamorphosed themselves to be mega marketeers of a freedom that mega commoners seek.
Eleven trade unions have been trendy enough to discover their temerity to declare feb 28th as the one to be observed as mega strike day. the strike cutting across megapolis and metropolis would be mega in content coming against a malfunctioning mega set-up that the trade unions and those sprinting to be the same see it. Mega are the plans of the strike adherents who would be adhering to every rule of the stir game with mega advisory to be issued by them for mega public at large.
The mega stir would focus on all those who went bankrupt and those storing the potential to be of the same heft if the government of the day does not renege on its promise to seek disinvestment in psus and also disassociate itself from any moves to further the privatisation agenda. The strike to last 12 working hours when the public by and large makes up its mind to wake and work for the volunteers who are on their payrolls.
On this day the mega strikers would strike at the very foundation of those willing to work with no willingness to shirk. This day would see enormous effort being made to enormously ensure that the enormity of the debating skills that debaters would be employing to dissect the import of this mega strike is not lost and all such debates have a ringing and performing blast.
To begin with, the mega strikers and those having sprinted long enough to join their clan would be advising public through pamphlets and other advisory material inserted in morning newspapers that they should be smart enough to sharply disengage from any shape of activity that leads to govt coffers swelling for the day. Simply put staying indoors and making no purchase from any provision store. More appropriate it would be if they refrain from using power and water and seek an operational character that can operate without these necessities. The advisory would stress this form of renunciation for the hours the strike is on and once the strikers have strived to secure their successful release from striking spearheads the public can hope to ameliorate its status to ably and assertively operate.
Essentially the operative part of this striking blast is that public should cease to move and mate and if possible hand out to the striking volunteers their fate. So if by chance the public comprising adult men and women who are adulterated enough to step out of their homes to be part of government's adulation, they need to arrest this ascendancy by staying put at the bus terminal or train stop and if possible return to their home base mirroring a case of exigency. If still the public insists to move ahead with their earning agenda having been repeatedly told by their peers and prosecutors on their earning and available potential, the same and yet to evaporate public should be kind enough to shed any mode of transport that transports them to their work station. Walking on foot would be the least resistance they can show to striking gems and a walk of this nature won't make them any less creative creature.
If by chance the recruited entities are successful enough to reach destinations of their evaporation they should evaporate any though of interaction with their loved and trimmed ones and see to it that they secure their departure from office on a parameter that gells well with striking generators.
Feb 28th would be a day to strike and yet survive as it comes in a leap year and it would truly showcase the quantum leap the striking feast can generate and hoping against hope that more such inducements are lobbed in the air for the aam janata to have quality time with their yet to be reported associates whom they not fear.
So let the world not be riven by those willing to strike and those willing to bite and a day of this magnitude is a must when all mega forces have metamorphosed themselves to be mega marketeers of a freedom that mega commoners seek.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Feb 28th: Activities that would cease to shine
On Feb 28th the day the country would play host to a mega strike certain form of activities would cease to shine
First and foremost cells would be hard to sight as the very nature of protest is against instruments that have spearheaded disinvestment innovations leading to frail trace of corruption. Though disinvestment process has hit a roadblock but the striking gems are not convinced enough to convert this explanation handed out by a convertible govt that disinvestment fever if ever it grips it would be mild and measurable. As all the talk about disinvestment and corruption did the rounds, the striking sentiment was that had it not been for cell it would not have left such a long disinvestment-turning-to-corruption trail.
Second on this day landlines would be at their rejuvenated best having discovered there are endless queues to employ and prostrate before them. Talks on landlines would be widely advertised showing the very forces who were tempting enough to align with them. Third, the very striking studs would bring the enormity of the task before them by wrapping themselves with landline instruments and henceforth showing their solidarity for a period when india's economic emancipation was to be truly and comprehensively kept away.
The economic juggernaut since 1991 is the sole propeller of this striking sight and here the strike of this nature which has a comprehensively inbuilt resistance would comprehensively stonewall suggestions that such acts of handing freedom to a commoner on a platter should be done away. Because on this very striking day the commoner has commonsense to commemorate his freedom by comprehensively committing to commit to nothing. Be it shower, power puff or intake of food or liquid, the contingency plan before a commoner is comprehensively strong and s/he abstains for the period the striking gems dissuade the public to disrobe and disarm.
as for other activities and in show of solidarity, what to talk of a carpool, personal cars would be allowed to ferry preservable commodities if and only people are made to occupy bonnets, dickeys and carrier space. Levy would be imposed on those who fail to do so. Exceptions would be made for Ambys and Fiats as they plied in a period when economy had not been upstaged by plans of mega strike and fear.
Few would be marking their attendance for tv debates and denouement and those who chose to sit before the tv set would be courageous enough to watch doordarshan and in between step out to get their daily ration. Single screen theatres would be a hit and all multiple screen multipliers would be minutely fixed.
First and foremost cells would be hard to sight as the very nature of protest is against instruments that have spearheaded disinvestment innovations leading to frail trace of corruption. Though disinvestment process has hit a roadblock but the striking gems are not convinced enough to convert this explanation handed out by a convertible govt that disinvestment fever if ever it grips it would be mild and measurable. As all the talk about disinvestment and corruption did the rounds, the striking sentiment was that had it not been for cell it would not have left such a long disinvestment-turning-to-corruption trail.
Second on this day landlines would be at their rejuvenated best having discovered there are endless queues to employ and prostrate before them. Talks on landlines would be widely advertised showing the very forces who were tempting enough to align with them. Third, the very striking studs would bring the enormity of the task before them by wrapping themselves with landline instruments and henceforth showing their solidarity for a period when india's economic emancipation was to be truly and comprehensively kept away.
The economic juggernaut since 1991 is the sole propeller of this striking sight and here the strike of this nature which has a comprehensively inbuilt resistance would comprehensively stonewall suggestions that such acts of handing freedom to a commoner on a platter should be done away. Because on this very striking day the commoner has commonsense to commemorate his freedom by comprehensively committing to commit to nothing. Be it shower, power puff or intake of food or liquid, the contingency plan before a commoner is comprehensively strong and s/he abstains for the period the striking gems dissuade the public to disrobe and disarm.
as for other activities and in show of solidarity, what to talk of a carpool, personal cars would be allowed to ferry preservable commodities if and only people are made to occupy bonnets, dickeys and carrier space. Levy would be imposed on those who fail to do so. Exceptions would be made for Ambys and Fiats as they plied in a period when economy had not been upstaged by plans of mega strike and fear.
Few would be marking their attendance for tv debates and denouement and those who chose to sit before the tv set would be courageous enough to watch doordarshan and in between step out to get their daily ration. Single screen theatres would be a hit and all multiple screen multipliers would be minutely fixed.
Friday, February 24, 2012
Why people seek a change of name
Why people seek a change of name
It has been clinically proved that people seek a change of name given the doctor's prescription that possibly the name-change could do wonder to their mental and physical faculties. Mental and physical faculties have been under severe rupture courtesy scale of interactions they have been subjected to time and again.
In the newspapers columns and those claiming to be authors of the same much has made to dilute the trend of those seeking name-change. Names that you and me were familiar with for long and one fine morning one fine doctor appeared on the scene and in finetuning the ailment foreclose the possibility that s/he won't be seeing the patient unless s/he won't be seeking a change of name as desired by the doctor. Because the doctor's repute is at stake as the ailments like amnesia, malaria, cruise-cum-crushedkriya and phobia keep recurring and they need immediate remedy. Remedial measures that doctor prescribed and yet the ailments refused to take the bite.
So the next time the patient with the alarming levels of recurring ailment visits the already alarmed doctor, the doctor as a measure of surety assures the ailing commodity to release all his/her fears for good by seeking a name that could hold him/her in good stead.
So as a first step the patients advertise in newspapers that they seek the name-change route and depending on the response the ad generates (the previous name, the new name and the address of the client are all clinically in fine print)the patients are responsible enough to respond. Once they have understood their responsibility and committed themselves to a deed desired by the doctor the name-change process is seen as a logical venture.
In a month or so those who would be seeking a change of name would primarily be from political minefield. Here those who contested and yet won by a margin least desired by them would seek a name-change. Equally responsible would be those who failed to secure defeats by a margin desired by them or even failed to get their security forfeited.
Name-change would prove to be handy and handsome would be its dividends. AS for the tribe that never dare to seek a name-change, they look at the whole episode as one employed by those who want a rocksolid support for their fort.
It has been clinically proved that people seek a change of name given the doctor's prescription that possibly the name-change could do wonder to their mental and physical faculties. Mental and physical faculties have been under severe rupture courtesy scale of interactions they have been subjected to time and again.
In the newspapers columns and those claiming to be authors of the same much has made to dilute the trend of those seeking name-change. Names that you and me were familiar with for long and one fine morning one fine doctor appeared on the scene and in finetuning the ailment foreclose the possibility that s/he won't be seeing the patient unless s/he won't be seeking a change of name as desired by the doctor. Because the doctor's repute is at stake as the ailments like amnesia, malaria, cruise-cum-crushedkriya and phobia keep recurring and they need immediate remedy. Remedial measures that doctor prescribed and yet the ailments refused to take the bite.
So the next time the patient with the alarming levels of recurring ailment visits the already alarmed doctor, the doctor as a measure of surety assures the ailing commodity to release all his/her fears for good by seeking a name that could hold him/her in good stead.
So as a first step the patients advertise in newspapers that they seek the name-change route and depending on the response the ad generates (the previous name, the new name and the address of the client are all clinically in fine print)the patients are responsible enough to respond. Once they have understood their responsibility and committed themselves to a deed desired by the doctor the name-change process is seen as a logical venture.
In a month or so those who would be seeking a change of name would primarily be from political minefield. Here those who contested and yet won by a margin least desired by them would seek a name-change. Equally responsible would be those who failed to secure defeats by a margin desired by them or even failed to get their security forfeited.
Name-change would prove to be handy and handsome would be its dividends. AS for the tribe that never dare to seek a name-change, they look at the whole episode as one employed by those who want a rocksolid support for their fort.
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