Sunday, February 28, 2021

Bengal, TN, Assam to vote and there would be rebel to rock the boat

Bengal, TN, Assam to vote and there would be rebel to rock the boat

According to a National Daily published from Capital Belly (Feb 27 Edition), Bengal, TN, Kerala, Assam and Puducherry to vote between March and April and that could well see sighting of innumerable rebel. According to this paper 8 phase for Bengal a national record in a nation which occasionally sees people impersonating as Court Lord. Another story went like this: Economy out of recession 0.4 per cent growth in Oct-Dec session. As sensex plunged over 1900 points it was time when this bloodbath would be repeated again with enough watching from their tents. 

The full page ad was on Gurugram property festival with now or never call which is perpetual and may not reap a rich haul. To book your unit call this number which could well stop working in summer. As winter is on retreat with poll bugle sounded in street, spring/summer is round the corner, the voters to this Assembly tussle could well have one character called Steve Worner. This poll schedule will be taxing time for voters as summer would be at peak with enough reminder from Sir Creek. Can this poll avalanche throw up hung tent is not known and what is going to roam and rotate would be poll croon. With thousand candidates in fray, million tents on the way this poll euphoria may wane if poll is stretched beyond sighting of rain. Extraordinary would be poll campaign, enough would be sighting of less creative persona with some throwing million in notes in the air to showcase their road-cum-river show that is minus thaw and hope.

Another story went like this: upping ante Cong rebels plan meetings where they would shy away from exchanging greetings. This Cong rebel patchwork may well backfire as over 100-year-old party has enough steam and long lasting wire. This party has done enough for the nation with their varied leaders travelling to and fro with inbuilt innovation. As AAP made resounding debut in Surat, time is not far when they would break records in places as varied as Meerut.

Friday, February 26, 2021

Test Match Wrapped In Two Days To Good Rank In JEE Advanced Ad Craze

Test Match Wrapped In Two Days To Good Rank In JEE Advanced Ad Craze

As test match in Ahmedabad was wrapped in two days, the cricket pitch notably had a patchy base. Had pitch been rock solid the test match could have carried on to four to five days with enough batting and bowling spell enveloped with noteworthy pace. Batsmen fell like hair pin, all out surrender was enough to make them grim and radiate less grin; this two day contest in Gujarat city was a bad publicity for Test Match and India hosting it was no prized catch. 

Do you want a good rank in JEE Advanced was the ad we came across when the said Daily stole the show and made it known who was day and night boss. Admission test is on 21st March, 4th and 18th April and to drop their children would be couple who would hesitate to accept Russian Ruble.

As for the story on need to rein in social media it can boomerang in a nation where there are million holding a card called PAN (Permanent Account Number). Social media has to respond to overtures responsibly and perform its act dutifully. Allegiance to nation would be prime responsibility of Social Media in a nation as vast and diverse as India. Social Media has gone overboard on occasions and somewhat been reckless but there are enough evidence to suggest Social Media is a responsible digital avalanche that raises awareness with no hard feelings and with enough panache. As observed by a debate in NDTV news channel self regulation would be the best regulation and any attempt to trample on the rights of citizens would be a case of prevarication.

As for giving another UPSC attempt has been turned down by Top Court it is time to spare a thought or two for those civil services aspirant who could not prepare as around was virus boast. The Top Court should have been receptive to another attempt plea of candidates who in the process of preparing for exams lost hair and weight. Civil services aspirants slug out day in and day out and their case should be a ready reckoner to be examined favourably with no perpetual grouse.

As we came across an ad on limitless thrill stunning looks of SWIFT the vehicle in a daily newspaper it was followed by insertion of the trust the Indians placed on the Daily with no room for rift. It is the trust that we have in agitating farmers who have been protesting for over 100 days and they are sure to win the battle as they have a solid base. Three Cheers for agitating farmers and no room for rumours.

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Ketchups and uninterrupted session of pushups

Ketchups and uninterrupted session of pushups

What one can surmise from ad on Veeba kethcups is that there is an urgent need for uninterrupted session of pushups. Pushups and push kit are craze of the nation which shows daily newspapers enmeshed with innovative ad insertion. As we come across an ad on Veeba Ketchups on page one before story on sketchy evidence and toolkit run, the toolkit and in it absence of violence writ showed India not as a banana republic, a nation strong enough to condemn actions that were barbaric. The story also showed citizens as conscience keepers as observed by court in a nation where people have a right to disagree with govt policies and roam in a boat. Scanty proof and sketchy evidence was the prime observation of the honourable institution which asserted no one could be slapped with sedition if they beg to disagree with govt policies which was publicized in morning paper edition. Disagree and dissent are essential tools of democracy in a nation where cops occasionally go crazy.

The call for violence was absent from toolkit and that was enough ground to give relief to 22-year-old activist who has among her followers some from the tribe of priest. As for full page Veeba Ketchups ad it was time it was stored in a place where there was no sighting of rat. Buy your favourite Veeba products from a store near you ruled the ad and this product could be consumed by those who were first class GRAD (Graduate). Love the taste or money back guaranteed was the punchline given the atmospherics where in Hindi heartland there was no dip in crime. 

As there was another story on AAP making a debut in Surat winning 27 seats, its candidates faring strong on batting crease. There was another full page ad which went like this: power pack your day with our new range of peanut butters giving no indication who all could be polity quitters. Time has come for grey elements with grunt agenda to make way for fresh blood as AAP victory in Surat demonstrated, a city that was occasionally peacenik rated. 

Peanut butters may not be craze of the nation as it could well swell up trans fatty acids and all that led to fat surprise activation. Peanut butters were a hit in the US from '70s to '90s when Washington ruled solo with enough support from a host of small to big emerging democracies. Emerging democracies are at risk with naughty leaders at helm; it is time when cartoons are not blemished and should be taken in lighter vein when there is probability of scanty rain. 

Saturday, February 20, 2021

As we come across an ad...

 As we come across an ad...

As we come across an ad the biggest real estate festival in town it is time to put hands under the table and frown. This festival is all about benefits and participating properties in a nation where people often turn haughty. As reports come in of snatching rose in the year of lockdown, it was one year when people feared wearing winnable crown. Lockdown was one year when shops were shut lock stock and barrel at a stupendous speed when people engaged in worthy battle and babble. As pages of daily newspapers shrink amidst virus for which vaccine has been rolled out no one has a clue when will stop the virus bout.

Snatching rose when people refused to propose, they were resigned to their fate and during early morning the cornflakes they ate. Snatching coins were witnessed even before lockdown; once lockdown came into effect income sources dried up leading to snatching incidents which were not down but up. Hope lockdown era doesn't return in future in a world where there is ample evidence to suggest that for people to air their grievances they have a distaste to take to twitter. As for tutor with which we struggled during our school college days those days were fun filled with enough winning aces. Solidarity is with agitating farmers and hope their demands are met amidst a global economic slowdown that has led to factory output pile up and glut.

As whopping power and water bills are paid in metros across country no one has a clue when will lower bills take an entry. As for House Tax we hope it turns out to be an experience that is sober; much disgusted higher payout we would desist and it is nothing more than rumour. House Tax we have to pay each year with calculations in the past going awry as far as covered area was concerned; it is time redefined covered area put an end to higher pay out as we can hardly showcase a tweet which defines our clout.

Friday, February 19, 2021

Watching Rathasapthami Sarvabhoopala Vahanam from Tirumala on SVBC

Watching Rathasapthami Sarvabhoopala Vahanam from Tirumala on SVBC

Lord Govinda bless us all.

Monday, February 15, 2021

Upgrade to new era of iPhone as time is not ripe to roam

 Upgrade to new era of iPhone as time is not ripe to roam

As we come across an ad upgrade to a new era of iPhone as time is not ripe to roam. Phone or no phone won't enlist you fame is the raging debate in a nation where farmers can't be co-opted with bait. Not much is known about protesting farmers across country including borders of Delhi as close to three months have passed when they have been seeking repeal of farm laws as accepting the same would engineer them to be displaced as their own boss. Acceptance of farm laws would lead to a situation where their bosses would be brutal and cruel to the last mile and that would lead to disappearance of smile. 

As one flips through pages of first voice last word publication in a city/nation where people in the afternoon take curd, the farm laws in India have been an attempt to erect an outlandish settlement with a fresh coat of paint. As one stays inside ruminating over future, the iPhone would let constructive and surefire grey leaders take to twitter. Twitter and facebook are active and not greying elements of social media in a nation where people by and large are up in arms against three farm laws and its very idea.

Tanks would roll out, guns would go blazing as the deadlock over LAC refuses to abate would be the apprehension entertained by those willing to place bet on war games but nothing of that sort would erupt if both sides including PLA (People's Liberation Army) evolve with a sense of war disdain. Our troops have been pulled inside is the rumour going strong, not much is known about happenings around Ground Zero which has pay masters including King Kong.

Hope Ebola outbreak news turns out to be fake and people take breather from a virus that hit the African nations hard. As for coronavirus as it mutates and refuses to budge some place slim hope on vaccine which one has to grab and clutch. Hope virus fades into oblivion in the months to come and existential dilemma is broken with anything but bottle of rum.

Congratulations to Ms Dia Mirza for pre wedding celebrations.

We have enough faith in NDTV News Channel as it has brilliant riposte

We have enough faith in NDTV News Channel as it has brilliant riposte

BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO WALK FROM ALIPIRI GATE TO TIRUMALA AS AND WHEN DIVINE INTERVENTION HAPPENS

BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO WALK FROM ALIPIRI GATE TO TIRUMALA AS AND WHEN DIVINE INTERVENTION HAPPENS

Friday, February 12, 2021

Saturday, February 6, 2021

From Delhi's Circle Rate Downgrade To Three Farm Laws That Enlist Hate

From Delhi's Circle Rate Downgrade To Three Farm Laws That Has Led To Rickety Crate And Enlist Hate 

According to Reserve Bank of India (RBI) the economy is moving in one direction necessarily called Up and some visualise this would lead to string of visitors to pub. Up is the momentum which India's Central Bank visualises in a nation where the three ill-famed farm laws have led to series of crisis. 

As circle rate drops by a flat 20 per cent across all categories of properties in Delhi it is a welcome move in a city where a character named Harry has a round belly. Probably this may lead to drop in House Tax which the residents of the city pay annually and bring them amidst an environment that would make them take much-needed breather and relax. A lower House Tax would make the residents cheer as they won't be summoned by civic body officials who emulate year long fear. Some paid more than desired House Tax last year in the backdrop of miscalculation in covered area gear and this led to big holes in the savings of residents who are honest and have every page of their life to share. Circle rate downgrade should stay beyond six months and be positioned in permanent tents which doesn't engineer enough roll out of cents. This move of Delhi Govt should be hailed by one and all and once this relaxation of 20 per cent becomes permanent it would be billed as a big day event.

As for the other big development in a protest against farm laws in the State of Uttar Pradesh in India on Friday, February the 5th millions turned up to show solidarity with farmers and this should be enough hint for those who swear by farm laws which would make farming regressive commerce. As farm laws are a burden on our nation we are waiting for the moment when they would be SENT for long enduring and never ending vacation. REPEAL OF FARM LAWS is the sole way out in a nation which witnesses day in and day out simmering bout from economy to politics, from sports to haughty optics. Some are in a state of limerence as far as these farm laws are concerned and this shows they have lost their sense. Hats off to this farming community which to date has kept the protest peaceful by and large and the ball is in the court of those ruling politicos who wear clothes post starch. As per report in a English Daily coming from Delhi Belly 4G internet restored in J&K, a state where Hindi movie had a full house in 2014 going by the name PK. Time would come when movies would be shot in J&K as peace is the mantra for fans of Aamir, Shahrukh, Salman, Akshay Kumar to Amitabh Bachchan who take cool drinks from a pack called tetra.

As Mr Joe Biden takes control of US in North America, our best wishes are always with him as he has concern on issues including receding Antarctica. Mr Joe Biden is doing a good job and he should be praised by one and all; he has full support from his family to countrymen who are on a roll.