Thursday, February 25, 2021

Ketchups and uninterrupted session of pushups

Ketchups and uninterrupted session of pushups

What one can surmise from ad on Veeba kethcups is that there is an urgent need for uninterrupted session of pushups. Pushups and push kit are craze of the nation which shows daily newspapers enmeshed with innovative ad insertion. As we come across an ad on Veeba Ketchups on page one before story on sketchy evidence and toolkit run, the toolkit and in it absence of violence writ showed India not as a banana republic, a nation strong enough to condemn actions that were barbaric. The story also showed citizens as conscience keepers as observed by court in a nation where people have a right to disagree with govt policies and roam in a boat. Scanty proof and sketchy evidence was the prime observation of the honourable institution which asserted no one could be slapped with sedition if they beg to disagree with govt policies which was publicized in morning paper edition. Disagree and dissent are essential tools of democracy in a nation where cops occasionally go crazy.

The call for violence was absent from toolkit and that was enough ground to give relief to 22-year-old activist who has among her followers some from the tribe of priest. As for full page Veeba Ketchups ad it was time it was stored in a place where there was no sighting of rat. Buy your favourite Veeba products from a store near you ruled the ad and this product could be consumed by those who were first class GRAD (Graduate). Love the taste or money back guaranteed was the punchline given the atmospherics where in Hindi heartland there was no dip in crime. 

As there was another story on AAP making a debut in Surat winning 27 seats, its candidates faring strong on batting crease. There was another full page ad which went like this: power pack your day with our new range of peanut butters giving no indication who all could be polity quitters. Time has come for grey elements with grunt agenda to make way for fresh blood as AAP victory in Surat demonstrated, a city that was occasionally peacenik rated. 

Peanut butters may not be craze of the nation as it could well swell up trans fatty acids and all that led to fat surprise activation. Peanut butters were a hit in the US from '70s to '90s when Washington ruled solo with enough support from a host of small to big emerging democracies. Emerging democracies are at risk with naughty leaders at helm; it is time when cartoons are not blemished and should be taken in lighter vein when there is probability of scanty rain. 

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