Monday, February 27, 2012

When the authorities decided to step in to raise traffic fines, steep was the nature of raise making the traffic violators a step closer to get a stake.

The week gone by (Feb 18th to 25th)

The week gone by ( Feb 18th to 25th)

It was a week(feb 18th to 25th) when indians were innovative enough to imagine a political landscape where political bullfights were the least we could afford to ignore as it could very well engineer fights in our backyard and shore. A week when political bullfights broadened the appeal of the political class to broadly broach the subject before the electorate that for one final time they should stage a walkout from home to set the stage for an accretion to their poll outcome and clout.

DEbates cutting across tv theatres and political temperature made us resign to a fate where howsoever hard we may try taming the political course correction it won't happen unless and until we were politically alive to the results flowing from assembly polls and other such poll-triggered creations. A week where the political pundits pooh poohed the suggestion that the final tally to the five theatrical and yet tangible enough to hold assembly polls would politically postpone the political assertion that politics is nothing more than a seasonal fascination.

As luck would have it, the debates on politics and pessimists were punctuated with diametrically and yet not damaging enough deliberations on crickindia's constant constipation and its inability to ferret out what was elaborately expected from them. Constantly clueless on how to coast to victory led to crickindia's constant struggle in securing circulation in legs leading them to litter litany of defeats and other such deeds.

A week when politically sensitive india rose to a politically acclimatised world face to face with rotational rhetoric that had come to grip crickindia. Rotational Resurrection was what crickindia desired hoping against hope that once the limelight shifts from them and they cease to remain operational during certain seasons of the annual calendar, the race for some being rested and some being feted would be a thing of the past.

Accustomed to occupy the crease even when dysfunctional tone had led to long debilitating dysentery and time was ripe when the allurement of hailing ailment was tackled with junior subjecting the senior with weather-friendly torment. For seasons together if crickindia expressed its disorientation to disrobe the opposite camp,the seasonal doctor had to step in to stonewall suggestions that crickindia need to perform non-stop on ramp.

A week when visitors invaded the stock market and made intrusive queries on stocks and stakes leading to for the first time this year the 30-share index facing resistance when all the reenergised rally stored potential of crossing the fence.
A week when Yeddy of Karnataka showed the occupational hazards of not occupying any office and made his displeasure known to those occasionally occupying offices and symmetrically sensitising those who wish to occupy it.

A week when crude prices did not cruise to a provocation level that made others prosper and a week when few resisted temptation to tweet and discover. A one when enabling environment was most dished out expression thereby expressing the ingratitude nature of the government to arise and enable the available forces to entangle from circumstances that were not conducive and durable. Enabling environment one looked for in cricket, aviation and for all those doctors who had failed to put their patients under desired sedation. Primarily because once the patient is under sedation s/he refuses to submit himself to bills and other suggestions.

As stated above, it was a week when politically permissible permutations and combinations began to do rounds leading to eruption of untraceable wounds. Be it politics, pesticide or pessimists the week looked no different from previous ones except for some gems having discovered the glory of enabling theory.
The week gone by (Feb 18 to Feb 25)

It was a week when indians were innovative enough to imagine a political landscape where polls would truly never fade. True was the character of individuals who truly deserved to drool over much-sighted fools.

Feb 28th: Trendy enough to trivialise temperature

Feb 28th: Trendy enough to trivialise temperature

Eleven trade unions have been trendy enough to discover their temerity to declare feb 28th as the one to be observed as mega strike day. the strike cutting across megapolis and metropolis would be mega in content coming against a malfunctioning mega set-up that the trade unions and those sprinting to be the same see it. Mega are the plans of the strike adherents who would be adhering to every rule of the stir game with mega advisory to be issued by them for mega public at large.

The mega stir would focus on all those who went bankrupt and those storing the potential to be of the same heft if the government of the day does not renege on its promise to seek disinvestment in psus and also disassociate itself from any moves to further the privatisation agenda. The strike to last 12 working hours when the public by and large makes up its mind to wake and work for the volunteers who are on their payrolls.

On this day the mega strikers would strike at the very foundation of those willing to work with no willingness to shirk. This day would see enormous effort being made to enormously ensure that the enormity of the debating skills that debaters would be employing to dissect the import of this mega strike is not lost and all such debates have a ringing and performing blast.

To begin with, the mega strikers and those having sprinted long enough to join their clan would be advising public through pamphlets and other advisory material inserted in morning newspapers that they should be smart enough to sharply disengage from any shape of activity that leads to govt coffers swelling for the day. Simply put staying indoors and making no purchase from any provision store. More appropriate it would be if they refrain from using power and water and seek an operational character that can operate without these necessities. The advisory would stress this form of renunciation for the hours the strike is on and once the strikers have strived to secure their successful release from striking spearheads the public can hope to ameliorate its status to ably and assertively operate.

Essentially the operative part of this striking blast is that public should cease to move and mate and if possible hand out to the striking volunteers their fate. So if by chance the public comprising adult men and women who are adulterated enough to step out of their homes to be part of government's adulation, they need to arrest this ascendancy by staying put at the bus terminal or train stop and if possible return to their home base mirroring a case of exigency. If still the public insists to move ahead with their earning agenda having been repeatedly told by their peers and prosecutors on their earning and available potential, the same and yet to evaporate public should be kind enough to shed any mode of transport that transports them to their work station. Walking on foot would be the least resistance they can show to striking gems and a walk of this nature won't make them any less creative creature.

If by chance the recruited entities are successful enough to reach destinations of their evaporation they should evaporate any though of interaction with their loved and trimmed ones and see to it that they secure their departure from office on a parameter that gells well with striking generators.
Feb 28th would be a day to strike and yet survive as it comes in a leap year and it would truly showcase the quantum leap the striking feast can generate and hoping against hope that more such inducements are lobbed in the air for the aam janata to have quality time with their yet to be reported associates whom they not fear.

So let the world not be riven by those willing to strike and those willing to bite and a day of this magnitude is a must when all mega forces have metamorphosed themselves to be mega marketeers of a freedom that mega commoners seek.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Feb 28th: Activities that would cease to shine

On Feb 28th the day the country would play host to a mega strike certain form of activities would cease to shine

First and foremost cells would be hard to sight as the very nature of protest is against instruments that have spearheaded disinvestment innovations leading to frail trace of corruption. Though disinvestment process has hit a roadblock but the striking gems are not convinced enough to convert this explanation handed out by a convertible govt that disinvestment fever if ever it grips it would be mild and measurable. As all the talk about disinvestment and corruption did the rounds, the striking sentiment was that had it not been for cell it would not have left such a long disinvestment-turning-to-corruption trail.

Second on this day landlines would be at their rejuvenated best having discovered there are endless queues to employ and prostrate before them. Talks on landlines would be widely advertised showing the very forces who were tempting enough to align with them. Third, the very striking studs would bring the enormity of the task before them by wrapping themselves with landline instruments and henceforth showing their solidarity for a period when india's economic emancipation was to be truly and comprehensively kept away.

The economic juggernaut since 1991 is the sole propeller of this striking sight and here the strike of this nature which has a comprehensively inbuilt resistance would comprehensively stonewall suggestions that such acts of handing freedom to a commoner on a platter should be done away. Because on this very striking day the commoner has commonsense to commemorate his freedom by comprehensively committing to commit to nothing. Be it shower, power puff or intake of food or liquid, the contingency plan before a commoner is comprehensively strong and s/he abstains for the period the striking gems dissuade the public to disrobe and disarm.

as for other activities and in show of solidarity, what to talk of a carpool, personal cars would be allowed to ferry preservable commodities if and only people are made to occupy bonnets, dickeys and carrier space. Levy would be imposed on those who fail to do so. Exceptions would be made for Ambys and Fiats as they plied in a period when economy had not been upstaged by plans of mega strike and fear.

Few would be marking their attendance for tv debates and denouement and those who chose to sit before the tv set would be courageous enough to watch doordarshan and in between step out to get their daily ration. Single screen theatres would be a hit and all multiple screen multipliers would be minutely fixed.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Why people seek a change of name

Why people seek a change of name

It has been clinically proved that people seek a change of name given the doctor's prescription that possibly the name-change could do wonder to their mental and physical faculties. Mental and physical faculties have been under severe rupture courtesy scale of interactions they have been subjected to time and again.

In the newspapers columns and those claiming to be authors of the same much has made to dilute the trend of those seeking name-change. Names that you and me were familiar with for long and one fine morning one fine doctor appeared on the scene and in finetuning the ailment foreclose the possibility that s/he won't be seeing the patient unless s/he won't be seeking a change of name as desired by the doctor. Because the doctor's repute is at stake as the ailments like amnesia, malaria, cruise-cum-crushedkriya and phobia keep recurring and they need immediate remedy. Remedial measures that doctor prescribed and yet the ailments refused to take the bite.
So the next time the patient with the alarming levels of recurring ailment visits the already alarmed doctor, the doctor as a measure of surety assures the ailing commodity to release all his/her fears for good by seeking a name that could hold him/her in good stead.

So as a first step the patients advertise in newspapers that they seek the name-change route and depending on the response the ad generates (the previous name, the new name and the address of the client are all clinically in fine print)the patients are responsible enough to respond. Once they have understood their responsibility and committed themselves to a deed desired by the doctor the name-change process is seen as a logical venture.
In a month or so those who would be seeking a change of name would primarily be from political minefield. Here those who contested and yet won by a margin least desired by them would seek a name-change. Equally responsible would be those who failed to secure defeats by a margin desired by them or even failed to get their security forfeited.
Name-change would prove to be handy and handsome would be its dividends. AS for the tribe that never dare to seek a name-change, they look at the whole episode as one employed by those who want a rocksolid support for their fort.
What is a foreign hand?

In the ensuing and marginalised polls, the issue of foreign hand would surface once the results are out marginally showing the clout

Rush to the railway stations and those holifloored

Rush to the railway stations and those holifloored

Word is out that railways has geared itself for Holi rush. In anticipation of the anticipated rush that won't antagonise you and me, the railways has drawn a blueprint to checkmate those who would be rushing to the railway station across country to add to the rush that seeks to ameliorate the status of those who would be assembling there. By upping the railway force, civil defence volunteer and installation of cctvs, the authorities in the railways would be keeping a tab on those who raise the rush citadel and read a riot act to them that they need not be part of a contingent in future to fester drawing of a contingency plan if ever rush takes the shape of a contingent.

The rush is widely to be seen and preserved in stations across country where holi celebrations hold people to wholesome abdication of responsibilities. Wholesome is the turnout of those holding hope of freedom as this is the sole day in the entire calendar year when they can release themselves from all forms of inhibitions and inherit an earth and load an environment free of any fabric which they adorned since birth. That may be too cynical a view to be taken of holi the fest that few of us have any clue. But the celebrations which ought to have been celebrated in a manner just looking calibrated not involving clutter has reduced in some sections as one where emancipation seems to be the word mostly employed and utter.

As for the railways and the rush this fest would engineer, volunteers turned engineers working round the clock in the department would see the rush does not lead to celebrations breaking out on station premises itself. Primarily because the homeward and holifloored passengers need to take this rush rhetoric logically to destinations where they are not lonesome and have ready arsenals up their sleeves as their bomb. So engineering the purported malfunctioning the railway premises could well be in grip of the residents rushing to the premises of railways and comprising the rushsum would be brainwashed to a point where celebrations if ever has to happen has to be in corridors where they can shake their legs and bum.

As for those making the rush fever from stations across country could be described and who dared to be deciphered are those quite swayed by the falling with no interruptions of headline inflation, falling in the success ratio of meeting anticipated angels who on later part of discovery led to flowering of a battle not less than a triangle. Other factors that could clear the roadmap of a retributive rush could be a raging inferno on their home turf, the rage circuit in the city they reside and henceforth have to get the opinion revise and the weather wishlist which purported to be heavy given the weather which was by no means anticipated savvy.

Other forms and frictions leading to railway rush could well be the quantum leap in the prices of oil leading to a large and least desired toil and not the least the less than available shower of cars and caretakers manning them in places they wish to visit in ton.

As for Karnataka's Yeddy and his group wishing to make the most of this rush,they would dare to devise that the rush the stations across State is witness to is no less prolific with enough powers to procrastinate if the high command does not abdicate its highhandedness to hand him a new turf to sedate. Highhandedness the group does not see its range of demands given the amelioration tonic they gave to their party when its members were in the grip of visits to all private clinics to let the doctor privately diagonse not that privately raised and preserved ailment.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Odisha, West Bengal and Gujarat are the three states that hold promise.
Of assembled men and their assimilation

Hankering for a hung assembly has been there ever since the last assembly assumed its innings. It was not under an assumed name that the last assembly initiated its innings perhaps not forgeting that the assembled members in the assembly precincts had some among them with an assumed name. With an assembly of this proportion it was inevitable that when the new round begins assembled men women and volunteers who at one point of time used to assemble in the assembly would see to it that the new assembly if and when happens would be denuded of a clear majority by one party or a host of assembled and agitationally-peaceful ones.

It is not crystal clear who all would be putting their might to realise the long cherished goal of a hung hungama. But once this hung hungama hangs in for long, humongous would be the conduct of members who got elected and those who failed to would be with a sizeable humour plot and a memory that is clinically selective.

Roadshows i missed

Roadshows i missed

It has been ages since i marked my attendance at roadshows. Roadshows that were meant to be shows of immeasurable value where the participants were meant to showcase their valour and strength. Roadshows are proportionate to the length of the road and convoy is led by those who are weighty enough to occupy the seats of the vehicle on which they weep and froze.

Roadshows are primarily meant to propose to the voting and yet not disappeared janata that the campaign they have erected to get them elected has to be at every nook and cranny comprehensively elaborated. Elaboration has to be on the kind of promises they have made with all visibility in place and once there is a ringing clarity of who would made it to the race, the race rejuvenator for the period elected won't show his face.

Roadshows spell immense talent among those who stage it and immense reach is of those who ever make an attempt to breach it. In the run up to a roadshow, elaborate preparation goes into its making starting from the number of volunteers who would be stranded on either side of the road, if ever any of them wants to recuse, a prior notice has to served prior to the volley of verbal abuse s/he would be subjected to for the decision made to rusticate from the proceedings.

Once a definite pattern on the emergence of crowd has not been indefinitely postponed, more are disposed to the idea that howsoever thin and disappearing may be the turnout of public, those from the tv/print fraternity would make up for the shortfall who are by no inch any less maverick. Second, once the length to be traversed by the mode of transport has been settled, unsettled should not be the shape of roads and any potholed appearance should be deftly handled with accompanying hosts. Third enough breaks should be provided in between the appearance of public and the places where the public failed to appear and any act of non appearance should be dismissed as the handiwork of opponents who have nothing else to share.

Fourth the volubility of speeches to be made by a protagonist should be bare minimum and should be careful enough to not entirely speak his mind as turnout has to be ensured in the rally comprising poll bout. Fifth the face with smiling grace should be the effective character of a campaign despite knowing well that very public which has come to see him could very well ensure he loses his security and is relegated to poll bin.

Fifth and the last after poll results have been announced and a declaration has been made on who all had the potential to lose their security and crown, another set of roadshows would be on display displaying the sentiments of the one who lost and what measures are up their sleeves to take another shot at the chair of a boss.

Ab roadshow ki kahani mein raha ha dum vishwas rakhein har mahine suru hogi aisi jang

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

THe week gone by

The week gone by

It was a week when iran was candid enough to convince the West to converse with it on nuclear nuggets that iran the procreator had thrown open for the world to see and oblige. A week where post several months of sanctions deployed by an army of nations the iran's thrust was to convalesce and converge and float the very idea that its nuclear progression was for peace and not a case of laying seige.

A week where indian policy mandarins had to choose between iran and israel if ever push came to shove. Something irrational given the irrational barrage of debates floating in tv studio and in parking lot vicinity where the thrust was how close/distant we were from the two giants, Iran and Israel, and the increasing possibility of either of them being in a stage of captivity. Debates cutting across gender and germs(pathfinders)was decisive enough for one to decipher that in the next 24 hours translating to a day on planet it would be either iran or israel which would be existing in entire entity. So misplaced was the debate and equally misappropriate were their comments.

A week where apart from iran's attempt to procrastinate the nuclear delivered negotiations, Israel was candid/kind enough to hold back its ammunition. Consternation was the least radiation one expected from this Revelation which revealed too much for debaters released from debating schools and for others watching and prostrating it was not a case to lose their cool.

Apart from this revelation the week saw another revelation coming for those residing and desiring to reside in Delhi that the national capital boasted of highest per capita income and expenditure. Largely made possible by being largely and productively confined to their workstation from where they drew their daily wages and later wagered a battle at home where they had confined their near and distant ones in cages. What could further explain the highest sentiment in income and expenditure front was the frontal fascination the denizens had for fainting feasts and a repeated and timely assault was their all-weather tryst.

As Delhi and its roundabout was savaged by a drill looking monstrous and mocking at its survival will, the week also saw a raising day meant for those in khaki to raise a toast to the day when they were raised and rejuvenated to release their energy on dwellers lying beneath the core. On this raising day the forces reunite to revise their pay and recharge their batteries to strike at those with feet of clay.

As for crickindia and its repeated failure to click for seasons lasting more than a week, a case was made for a bailout remedy to be handed out to them on a platter instead of handing to those in the air. Those doling out therapeutic experience in the air, having lost all sense on getting in shape and gear, could be considered the second recipient after the crickdoc had more than marginally diagnosed the crickcruise's repeated wear and tear.So more than a marginal association was called for between crickdoctor and crickcruise with both sides acknowledging the necessity that neither of them could be let loose.

It was also a week when roadshows were in plenty on roads paved with disappearing public who protested the very idea of leaders travelling on roads immersed with no hopes. Roadshows mirrored the roadmap the leaders wanted to lay out but the public was least interested in such a bailout.

So as the week came to end with those wielding power and pun, let my countrymen know that those intoxicated by power and keeping round the clock surveillance tower need to look inside first before forcing a simple journo to commit to their turf.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Three hoardings i came across


- Angrezi bole guarantee ke saath
money back
high quality low cost

- learn flute

- don't throw garbage here

Drilling the DElhi DEnizens were destined to see

Drilling the DElhi DEnizens were favourites for


AS the Capital gears itself for a Mega Mock Drill to be conducted on Feb 15, it is the drill that eluded the Capital for long and something that could not be postponed till eternity. This drill would essentially try to drill the residents to drain out the acts that lead to an upheaval and maintain an order that shows them that attempts they make to disappear and roar should not be more than feeble .

To protest against this drill and other such campaigns not short of shrill the auto and taxiwallahs have drilled themselves to the enormity of the task whereby for a day, Feb 28, they would spare the residents from digging deep into their pockets by staging no movement of any order. Though the mega mock drill is to last for an hour, from 11 to 12pm, its repercussions are being felt across the length and breadth of activities that have not been subjected to drill of any durability.

As stated by the authors who prepared the blueprint of the ad which appeared in papers of all elaboration, elaborate are the plans of the authorities to elaborately drill the residents. During an hour the residents visible and functioning in different centres of excellence in the capital would be diagnosed with ailments that shrouded their existence. THis hour where the authorities would actually be performing and getting paid as elaborately stated in the newspapers ads would see to it that non stage actors dare not perform. Essentially boiling down to the common man and his/her common pursuits where for the hour s/he ceases to exist for any attempt to seek movement by any definite mode of transport which normally digresses. So for the hour when different modes of transport would be allowed to get stranded and shiver, the occupants would be face to face with the occupational hazards of occupying them: They would be advised to deboard and a doctor on duty would be handy and courteous enough to run through the commuters-turned-commodities who deboarded and suggest suggestive remedies if the actual ailment has been diagnosed.

Discovery of the diagnosed ailments could actually lead them to drool over the doctor who in the first place discovered their very presence. Ailments that the authorities have been shouting for long but not scary enough to scare the residents. Historically established and clinically recorded are ailments like when residents step out, the first digression is instead of reaching the destination they desire and are destined they reach out to a place where they subject themselves to all forms of submission thanks to massage centres of mesmerisation and other hideouts and den. Flow to these centres of par excellence is so thick that it leads to long pile up on roads and those who fail to reach them resort to acts of retribution.

Second, the residents have the temerity to open mouth and fly once they step out. And this willingness on their part to give their tongue wheels of disproportionate nature leads to long feared dissonance. Abuse flows in plenty commensurate with the daily lessons they take in vocabulary coming close on the heels of opening their fly in areas that looked dry despite public convenience stores nearby. So to check this unchecked release of water and vocal chords, drill became essential to drill in the residents the need to abstain from acts of shame ton.

Other ailment that the doctor could well diagnose is the residents crying need to cry in their personal transport and not do that in a public boat. Authorities have been repeatedly suggesting to commuters to try the public transport and if they repeatedly try them they would be provided a corner to weep and whistle. Weep and whistle is the inducement that would be brought on table for residents who wish to travel.

So in the hour of remaining stranded and yet not strangulating the near and visible ones, this mega drill of domination would become a recurring feature to drill sense in the residents that norms are meant to be normally followed failing which normalcy would be hard to restore in a city that has seen some retributive silence and gore.

In mumbai the erection of mega block is an attempt to restore the confidence of local trains and there this form of stranded submission is tried during weekend. Here in the national capital the release of mega mock drill is during a day when strandedly stratified commodities make an attempt to move and thereby all hell breaks loose. The newspaper ads drill suggest that the Capital's readiness to fight natural disasters would be tested; in reality it would be the challenges emanating from the manmade cluster that have to be by and large adjusted. And this drill that won't demean and disrobe would see to it that most of those residing are declared deemed fit.
Let us hail the drill and the accompanying shrill as this first of its kind opportunity denizens of DElhi desired post dousing of fires in the political alley and civil belly. This drill would also attempt to desist those who try to mount on Delhi hill and try to have their fill.
As for water and power woes, the drill and who all would be dutiful adherents is yet to be spelled out in ads but whenever it happens there won't be dearth of those ready to bat.

Comprehensive poll coverage and Agent 100 RWatt

Comprehensive poll coverage and Agent 100 RWatt

With close to five weeks of stay in the national capital and with nothing much to unravel, unravelling and equally alarming have been the stories being churned by tv channels and those attempting to be the same in the hope of getting fame. For one, the comprehensive commendable nature to comprehensively outdo others in poll coverage stands out.

Comprehensive has been the coverage of elections. This comprehensive nature is not difficult to comprehend given the compulsions some have been showing now and then.
As two phases of polls in UP secured comprehensive coverage coming on the heels of some speaking with a mind that looked more than average, the more than average turnout suggested a neat and close bout. Refraining from listening to speeches made by leaders-turned-preachers the common anthem was how the voting lot could get their lot improved if they participated in polls not under duress and something that was long due.
As turnout and opinion clout shimmered amidst poll bugle, some had the temerity to speak and some soaked that heat. Litany of plaints came thick and fast over who complied with the ec guidelines and who believed in doling out fine. As the son of the land and with sun tan spoke, this speaking durability was met with opinions that had diversity. The son-in-law spoke on a subject that had no secrecy cloak.

In line with the consistency shown by other members in the party and family, Agent 100 RWatt parried no queries on those who questioned his wisdom to seek political innings and gem. Let the countrymen decide when i have to take the plunge as countrymen have taken long to decipher the motive of arriving frequently to UP Den. Now time is ripe for countrymen to have my bite. This bite looked different from other bytes that politicos of all agreeable age hand out and this led to a barrage of hope for those destined to be son in law and yet searching for a party that has this equal and immeasurable flaw. As the determined son in law sensed an opportunity to fine tune his beats, the subject he spoke was something he desired to speak since 97 when there were fewer clutter and shriek. AS the son in law spoke the line the partymen took was the law would take its own course.
Hours spent on foot on Friday, Feb 10.
On Feb 10 against permissible waking hours i woke up to the challenge and took the new opportunity of going on foot as god sent. Starting from Jhandu Singh Marg and reaching to a road that went past public convenience store, meant to handle their inner core, the traffic on not that elaborately laid lane was by no means elaborately explosive.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

It has been historically established and clinically recorded that an artist is no different from a bawarchi. Few have the gumption to speak on a subject that needs round the clock attention. As i was on foot the other day to reach a destination for which i had a fascination, the artist stunner vis-a-vis bawarchi beginner had no tale of brevity. Blues that either of them are left with as they are on a long cruise. Both attempt to do the inevitable: pull in the janata that has done away with paying the monthly hafta.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

In the world of tweets and beasts

In the world of tweets and beasts

With a manifold increase in the number of tweets that the mankind could hope to lay hands to, the surge in the traffic has been promptly propelled by those possessing and plausibly enough to be declared active members of mankind and not yet extinct.

Those who tweet on an hourly basis depleting to once in a crisis are dismissed as tweetarian and those who have failed to do so even once have been raised as members of sectarian. Tweets are all about the changing spell of weather in the city they reside in to changing face of monsters - for some they double as messiah- they come across during their daily grind zeal. Be it monsters or marketers, the urge to tweet and twist are omnipotent arising from the ominous signs they read and potentially they want to be freed.

Tweets could not have been plausible had the underlying circumstances not been conducive enough. Conducive to a point where those released from conditioning camps, with the power to rehabilitate and resurrect, get excessive freedom to tweet and shriek. With 14o-character limit required to register their presence of mind, the presence they send across the length and breadth is immeasurable given the struggle they have had to wage to secure their release from english speaking-cum-setting classes. Once release has been secured, they secure the weapon to tweet and on the response their tweets raise they accordingly weep.

Coming across a news item on a page that has been earmarked for item bombs the reading of the content done through reading glasses showed the contempt the people have for those who don't answer appropriately to their tweet toast."THis is your response to a complaint of this magnitude" was how the exchange of ideas went between two sides, one daring to strike the very operational character of an airline and other daring to keep the flight shine. Tweets, retweets and repeated assault heats the one claiming to have been offended took recourse to and the other side seeking truce against tweet and twisted tool.

Given the extraordinary circumstances in which people are surreptitiously shaken to become resourceful enough to tweet, the tweets that one can hope to see in the emerging clutter and heat would be on supply of water and power that has surprisingly not been disconnected despite the disconnect between their consumption and failure of the consumer to pay the bills for a good session. Tweets could well be on the flow of traffic in one part of the city and how this flow looks solid as solidified are the entities occupying different transport and solid is their intention to bark and gloat.
Quick to be digested and hailed would be the tweets on weep index that the monitoring authority hopes to set in different cities and towns of a nation state where people would record with hope and aspiration the issues that led them to weep and the ones that led them to reap. Weep tweets would be the most followed one and this would be followed by toilet shrieks (the time it took to register to the registered authorities in home and nearby), plane greet (the airline crew was gracious enough to maro weather-friendly salam)and rain beat.
Surprises are in store as tweets are sure to get a makeover and roar. Even those lying at the bottom of heap would attempt to tweet and those lying on the hill would be disposed to try this tweet kit. Tweets are all about tearing your identity in a world riven by market surety.

In the times to come readable would be tweets as it would showcase a world in immediate need to register for a rehabilitation punch failing which the economy could well be in a crunch.

Railway tickets are sizeably 120 days away

Railway tickets sizeably 120 days away

With options to book railway tickets from general quota advanced to four months, the authorities and those hoping to be one some day hope that this would sizeably enable families with sizeable numbers to sizeably set aside the sizeable dates when they would be boarding trains for a sizeable outing. Size and sizzle is what the railways is looking for and here notwithstanding the sizeable frequency of trains there are sizeable entities who have taken a vow to sizeably capture the moment by getting ticket 120 sizeable days away.
Size of the family is their concern and hoping for all getting accommodation inside the coach and no one loitering outside and on roopftop with no surety of getting caught.Probably the railways have the size of the extended family on their mind for a sizeable return to their shine.
AS i took a seat in a cyber cafe with no sizeable crowd, there were hordes of men who had been coming to book tickets - by any mode of transport visible and functioning on earth- for destinations they wanted to reach before their foes could screech.

As i took a mode of transport

As i took a mode of transport

As i took a mode of transport that could take me to Subroto Park and from there to a place near Airport Dwar, the shuffling at SP was inevitable given the layer of buses carrying passengers subjected to different wear and tear. Bus Number 729 was supposed to ply and was seen successfully plying and i summoned the courage to board. Inside the bus insider trading was least expected as most people were glued to their world that had yet not been wasted. One commuter was seen shouting on a cell on how he hoped to reach destination in a bus with a low floor.

Nation first always and every time was the signboard i came across and this was appropriate for every soul and car. But there were cars on the way and yet to be stranded who wanted to inch ahead of others and in this melee some being successful and some being not that resourceful. One flight could be seen descending and how clear the weather was and the setting. Before i could access Mahipalpur traffic junction there were hordes of hotel that could easily accommodate any number if they had slashed their tariff sensation. The walk past M'pur and those waiting on the side to undertake other tour and not necessarily involving a guide led me next to a hotel and a highway and i reached my destination with some cars emerging from driveway.
The return was swift and complete and this time round the bus to Sector 1 R K Puram was no less than fun. With more visible seats than visible men and machines, the seat i took handed me a clear shoot. Traffic was not to the proportion of men on roads of which some were straying but visibly happy enough not to be stranded.
Stranded positioning had least visibility in Sec.1 as the next bus came with not enough ton. As it swirled towards Africa Avenue there was one commuter who wanted to seek direction towards Man Singh and beyond. And this led to eruption-cum-elevation of emotional form.

Monday, February 6, 2012

January-February: Season of hope for the hopeless

Season of hope for the hopeless

Months of January and February have been declared by seasonally affluent masses as a season of hope for the hopeless. Hope stemming from the fact this period would be utilised to seasonally record the pain and anguish one goes through for decisions made in haste despite down with seasonal flu. DEcisions that can turn around them from a prized entity on earth to a less privileged entry to a surprise world. Surprises galore during this seasonal sentencing to a world of seasonal ranting. Precisely for the decisive phase when they decided to give directions to their life given their numerical craze.

It has been a seasonal ritual that visits us every year hoping against hope that turnaround in the fortune is best assembled if there are assembly of people directly released from automated assembly and attending to different functions and feasts. It could be anything like name withholding ceremony to two adult individuals vowing to separate and dissipate. Such occasions of festering magnitude calls for assembly of people having been tarred by seasonal fluctuations to underscore the need to be decisive if one has to avoid the seasonal fame of cringe and pain. Making the most of this celebrated emancipation, during the two months the advertising fraternity too sheds the tag of indecisive entrants and offer on sale all saleable segments and those who wish to be sold. As allurements embolden the indecisive to awaken and elope, the seasonal enticements are their best hope.
There are other seasonal fascinations that these months hold.

More precisely a season of punctuality when people who report for work are punctual enough to take home the salary in the same month in which they reported their presence. With a distaste to take salary of the month in the very month they performed, they have to shed that indecision and take it as desired by the decisive assembled women and men. Seasonal punctuality too means that traffic on road has a seasonal crush where those occupying different seats in different vehicles take a decisive long look and in the coming months have something to root. Seasonal inspectors and seasonal designers too come home to party given the seasonal appearance of seasonal and sensible barati sensibly aligned to a crowd that has an appetite of no less than a hathi.

Seasonal push that vendors look for and seasonal sentiments that market roots for. Sensing the sensibility of the janata which has taken a vow to be sensible enough to take decisions that has long been postponed and if they are glued to same seasonal prevarication their life would be torn. As desired by the lady of latitude, the men bring home the assembly of articles with the lady or the kid showing no gratitude.

THis is a season when sensitivities can't be brushed aside and one has to be sensitive in dealing from morning to evening. Be it your attendant-cum-gardener or conductor-turned-chauffer, the struggle with spoken words has to be commensurate with the sense you make of the prevailing situation. Brutality is least expected in a season if performed well will yield longevity.
It is also a season of intermittent inflationary mood. When inflationary pressures lead people of all size shape and crisis to inflate their emotions and elaborate the pain and privilege they have shared at the same time. Pain of sharing the cubicle with another who is not disposed to the idea of delivering his/her life tales in black and white and the privilege of sharing the roof with an individual who can at least hand out hourly bite. Against seasonal intrusions turning to a seasonal crush leading to a fever that the famed doctor failed to bust.

A season where anchors of all readable and agreeable age fail to rust leading to tv gathering no dust. With opinions floating in the air, each and every disposable commodity is disposed to opinionate and await failing which the plausibly permissible is the sealing of fate. Season where people are sensible enough to be sensitive to the sanitised surroundings and take decisions solely to be taken by those having reached adulthood as they struggle to be in adult shoot. Season where the likelihood of a seasonal clue is large and there are hordes waiting to splurge and barge.
From sales to sermons all are in plenty; the prized possession is how far you can prevent their entry.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Ailments that opinion polls and exit polls suffer from

Ailments that opinion polls and exit polls suffer from

Opinion polls are basically opinions flying in the air snatched and assembled after purported scuffle with the plausible public which hopes to give chance to every possible maverick. Opinion polls float the moment the tv channel gloat. They possibly float the idea that cut throat competition in the states going to poll submission is a thing of the past as there are new sizeable entrants who are going to have a sizeable blast. Dissection of the turnaround resulting in turning on of fortunes of some and turning off the shine of others shows how battle ready are battered public with not so bearable bums. Difficult to extinguish the opinion polls fire given the very next day papers splash it as they are short of creative ad and other kits. Opinion polls would continue to rule and ruin as they are craftly prepared election tunes. No force on earth can take the steam out of them due to the fuss and feast it releases in one sheet.

As against opinion polls, exit polls on which exit has been the sentiment shared by election commission and common man, they are meant to guide the evolving janata on how to exit from the polling booth after they have voted for the party they deem fit. Evolution of the yet to be evolved voting public happens in a poll booth where they are caught in a whirr of sentiments on whom to vote and whom to jolt. They settle for that candidate whose name and face they can recall and to whom they would surrender in one shawl. After exiting from the polling booth, the commissioners of tv and print crew haul the exited entity who has yet to exit the world and put queries which he finds difficult to recall. Hauled up inside and outside, the entity has howlers on his hands and prefers to say something that no media crew can understand.

As i go past AIIMS

As i go past AIIMS


As i go past AIIMS and its surroundings, there are signboards indicating the direction towards Mehrauli and Airport. With no intention of reaching Airport i still take the right turn and after few minutes i see a collection of people in a bus shelter. Bus shelter is meant to store people waiting to board a bus; but here there are conversational streaks who have deemed it fit to converge and convey their sentiments against bus shelter fun.

Going past bus shelter which is adjacent to the IIT i summon the courage to go past a gentleman who is littering the IIT wall. Litter is the least you see in national capital but wherever litter ceremony happens few could be sighted with destructive weapons.Before this litter began i had sighted another soul taking two dogs for a walk and got the one to release from his bum all waste not realising the road had been prepared with no haste. Corner would have been the appropriate place to relieve and here he thought the road was his fief.

Going past the litter and the leverage the two gentlemen-turned-littergun had, i come across another gentleman with his face covered and speaking on a cell which is yet to be shunned. Probably the content he is babbling and the person to whom he is relaying have adult tones given his alacrity to cover his face and other viable bone.
This cell activity wasn't the sole sighting i have had in the city of varying sensibility. Sensible are those who speak on a cell and roam and equally sensible are those who speak drive and take wild turns. Because the plans they want to hatch and the conspiracy crown they want to snatch would be indefensible if they have interruptions in their cell leading to a comprehensive torn.
A step closer to closing my options i see the flyover has covered itself from either side thereby closing my option of seeing the shape size and quantum of vehicles on its top. Perhaps the people thought that vehicles which take this flyover and a host of others could stray; and to desist them from straying the cover option should be on tray.

Moving further with no attempt to stray i head towards a cyber cafe which has a photocopier next to my base. Here people come in abundance to abdicate their responsibility by getting xeroxed the letters of resignation hoping against hope that the concerns they would be working for or intend to work would be caring enough to relieve them in time so that they can have next job shine. If photocopy machine is performing to its capacity it is probably the rush that is making it engaged to 24X7 activity. The man is struggling to get printouts and in the process creating a commotion that could lead to a bout. Bout is the least desired here as there are other activities that lead to the established wear and tear.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Ghosna patra different from pehchan patra

Ghosna patra different from pehchan patra

AS parties across political spectrum declare their ghosna patra different from pehchan patra, which some of the visible commodities across nation have been lucky enough to possess and prosper, this declaration has extreme ramifications. A true declaration through poll manifesto provocation truly reflects their commitment to a broad range of activities they wish to commit to. Impending and imperative have been the polls as in some states some members have ceased to function in an environment that has largely been dictated by civil reps and some seeking mandate for their sons and other yet to be traced gems.

Some parties made this declaration in the nick of time before poll bugle could be sounded; some wish to declare when poll cycle is yet to be winded and some believing in the power of the posseable leading them to declare when the poll heat has truly and completely settled down. Truly assuming that the numbers required to form the government won't be there leading to another poll bugle sooner than people can share least desirable would be two rounds of wear and tear in a single year and this by no means is rare.

THe declaration is by politically and permissibly floating parties, released from conditioning camps where the literature for poll manifesto has been prepared in lightning speed and with enough lights. Detailing the activities and their abilities in the run up to polls, post declaration of results and the toll it would have on opposite groups and the arithmetic required if and ever they are tantalising close to forming a visibly formidable one. Hysterical ascension too gets a window where the manifesto manifests the desire that if and ever they are prevented from taking a shot at government formation, they won't be short of hyperbole immersion to paint the other side as dysfunctional.

ON economy most parties are committed to a broad growth target on the back of a tamed inflation. Tamed inflation would be secured courtesy the least cessation of hostile elements who would be at every nook and cranny of district markets preventing any attempt by any household or bulk of the same to go for bulk purchase. Once bulk purchase ceases to exist, measly would be the existence of those who wish to roar and manicured would be the budgets of those lying near their shore. As for optimistic growth and yet to float, projections would be revised every week citing extraneous factors for the growth having hit a road bump. Factors could be refusal of floating population which floated to their territory in search of jobs and refusing to float back as they had some other preoccupation to watch. Economy feast not coming along could also be traced to less visible revenue coming to government as there was less visibility of people visibly shaken to consume government services partially visible during the day and available during night rage.

On agriculture the parties hope to provide a level playing field to those having transformed as agriculturist and yet not losing temptation of being fascist. Equal would be the numbers of those holding on to a land and those determined to make the other side lose its grip and if either side runs out of manpower, the govt. would be determined to fill in. With a slugfest truly remaining alive round the year, and this picture looking repetitive in most districts that a state can wear, the government would dismiss this as handiwork of the opposition to discredit them from even registering a decimal point growth admission. As the manifesto declares free entry to hospitals and those housing doctors and no beds, the government would paint this pathetic picture on step motherly treatment meted out by the central government which in turn it would blame on the inhospitable treatment it gets left right and centre from its allies and nation states aligned along the border and are not wise.

Esplanade and beyond still holds true

ESplanade and beyond done in the month of October still holds true. Hope relief comes to those who deserve it. Govinda Sai would see to it that peace reigns and those troubled for no fault get blessed.

Hope Govinda Sai's recurring blessings continue to shower on us. This is the least a commoner can do.