Hoardings in a city that hoisted you on a new level

Hoardings in a city that hoisted you on a new level

Some of the hoardings/gate plates i came across the city i reside in showed the smooth cruise we have been through.
-No Parking here; tyres would be deflated and sold to customers not known to you.
- No Parking ; No Barking

- Park and ride followed by Park and bite. Here the import of the inflationary hoarding is the need to park your personal transport in which you arrived with all your personal belongings, tools of succession included, and once having parked the car you have the privilege of biting all those who have had the temerity to park themselves and their machines next to you.

- Park and preserve yourself. Having been dethroned from your empires the govt of the day and the season is careful known to ensure that you don't throw yourself as a civil volunteer and better preserve yourself in known accomplished quarters of the city, most popularly known as public convenience stores where release and relieve is the order of the day.

- Don't throw your garbage here; you are at liberty to throw yourself.

- Don't drink and desire. Because once you are drunk the aspirational ammunition that you flow with has few parallels. Govt of the day and season comes out with different range of advisories on the quantum of drinks one should take and the time of the day when actually some rules can be relaxed and you have the freedom to showcase the sword with which you want to axe.

- Spitting is prohibited has taken the form of splitting is prohibited. As you enter a metro coach the one with which you were destined to complete the journey has an entire makeover as the one with whom you depart from metro is entirely a different beast.

As some of these announcements visible from the rooftops of a revolving restaurant resolved the desire of a commoner to sight more such alarming kites, the new and never-seen before declaration could well be on oil and clone. BEcause if the battle against oil has been won and there are more clones than one then all talks on scarcity and sanctity would be truly secured.

Some probable hoardings for future:
-Drive at a speed desired by you as this freedom has been curbed at home and at place of work where you can hardly demonstrate your form.
- Driving at breakneck speed would be welcome as roads belong to your father and sons.
- Drive away your blues by dislodging all those who tried to dethrone you and here the ample supply of goons would be provided at a discount for amplifying your presence.