Saturday, April 7, 2012

Some of the messages i came across in the city on a Saturday

Some of the messages i came across

-halt and go place for TSR where none seem to be in a mood to halt and shiver. Well none of the tsr could be seen halting during the period i decided to halt and none could be seen going to places the commuters wanted them to depart.

- no parking zone and no park when there is scarcity of loan sharks. Actually the sensitive process of sanitising with parking amenities commences the moment loan sharks are in motion and have crossed their accustomed fence. For the period you want to park and the vehicles which would fail to bark would see strong exchange of ideas between park attendants and those taking park space on rent. As vehicles have to be secured in working condition for each day the machine is parked, the park attendant double as loan shark and shakes you well enough on the upfront payment you need to make to see you retain your car craze.

- angrezi beer aur sharab ki sarkari dukaan.

- wine and beer shop post infusion you can go for ho ho bus service delhi-learning tuition.
- protein nutrition depot in the vicinity of a shop shaping as dental option.

- comfort point; rooms on daily basis; learn english. Here rooms have to be taken on a daily basis daily doling out rent and if possible learn and converse in english that leads to shaking of bum.

- merging traffic ahead: vehicles of all shape and sentiment would be merging leading to convergence of thoughts on who dared to step out on a day when mercury is at its best fray.

- parking for cars and those found fit to be released from conditioning camps where nuances of where to park and where to bark is explained in clinical detail.

- Embassy of Republic of Zimbabwe on Ring Road had this hoarding adjacent to it : "No stopping" Another one like " No staring" would have been appropriate as some seem to have conveniently gathered there to stare wrapped in new wear.

- As prices of veggies across verifiable segments have skyrocketed, the most administered hoarding seen across different cities reads: " skyrocket commodities sold here and those with heavy wallet can get their pocket tear and in the process need not fear.

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