Saturday, June 29, 2013

Low cost airports aa rahein hai

Low cost airports aa rahein hai

According to reports appearing in a section of press which resists the idea of sending their reps to debates and wants them to take the desired rest, 51 new low -cost airports are to be set up across country. This low-cost template would release benefits enduring in nature and help to arrest the all-prevailing rupture. To begin with, those entering the low cost airports would have low blood pressure, not exceedingly low to see a no movement but much away from high blood pressure which entails argumentative fear.

With low cost airports around, the roads leading to them would have petrol pumps that would see a sizeable lot with rotating bums parking themselves and paying a fuel cost that would be comparatively low and with a hope that if accretion ever takes place it would be slow. As for these airports and those engaged/enrolled to serve in various capacities would be paid low salaries with a reminder their outgo on home front should primarily be low calorie.    Eatables inside the airports would be priced fairly low and those coming in groups and wishing to display debate tools would be handed moisturiser free of cost with a reminder that they should not be lost  as one never knows at what point the debates can begin and some among those watching stop beaming.

Structures to these airports

Structures in a radius of 50-odd kms to these airports would be raised with a low budget coming with fewer electronic gadgets. Even the roads that lead to these airports and beyond would come up with sizeably low budget and if ever the contractor building them wishes to secure a hike all he would be left with is a bike. Coming back to airports those with low-and-not-to-grow height would be entertained as the battle since the 80s has been on height and hint. Even those who are wheatish and whimsical would secure a grand entry; those looking outright fair would be asked to fill a questionnaire on whether in the past they worked in a pantry.

Conversations in these airports

Conversations inside these airports would be less voluble coming with the advantage of having innumerable tubewells. These structures would be raised in places where groundwater is in plenty with a hope that it does not dip to a level where after every attempt to secure it one has to take bath with a soap. Since these would be low cost airports, lower would be the air tariff and low would be the heights at which the aircrafts are in the air and with each passenger looking to those in their vicinity with extra care. Tea would come for free leading to conversations that puts in circulation a sentiment heavy with glee. As for the taxis that take passengers to the airport, they too would be low fuel guzzlers. Shared taxi would be the reigning sentiment giving the advantage to those who share them to share their thoughts on who have been their bosses and who among them have been fabric short. In these shared taxis the gloom descending on the corporate sector would be dwelt at length hoping against hope that if salaries are cut across board, they would be able to spot who is a woman and who is a gent.

 Low cost housing and no bed tossing

Once these low cost airports would come, this would lead to a low cost housing and a freedom to those who are not able to secure the same during night from bed tossing. Sleep deprivation is because of the prevailing high cost and fewer assimilation. Low cost airports would lead to low cost ports, roads and clothes. LOw would be the power tariff and a close scrutiny of books would suggest that if power companies are able to shed operational/running weight, consumers would get a bill that can thrill.  THe excuse that you are purchasing expensive power is bunkum. Power can easily be sourced from other sources and mind you the reality is there is effective power generation perhaps more than the demand in lot of places and still you want to pass the high cost to the consumer. Natural gas prices which are set to jump from $ 4.2 mbtu to $8.4 mbtu would be decision on which the govt would have to do a rethink, failing to do so would add to their scam zing.

Dollar Ka Darr hat sakta hai

Well not only the quantity even the quality of scams have improved in the present phase underscored by the need to seek new alignments and remain part of the chase. With the coming up of these airports, everything would be low and every attempt made to make indian companies invest at home thereby  defeating their attempt to invest abroad and take away the dollar gold. Rupee could have easily been in the range of 41-43 to a dollar, if attempts had been made then and seen as bold. THere are enough oil wells that have not been explored, a success on this front should be tried at all cost so that we abstain from paying this dollar as never-ending rent. Even oil companies books need to be closely scrutinised so that a better picture would emerge and each one of us would get the right advice.

Oil rationing

Oil rationing is not a bad idea; begin with households having these many cars/vehicles and this much oil to be given. A fair account of oil given to each individual/household and factory/administration in a month. In the income tax return there should be a column on the quantity of fuel purchased yearly and oil to be given to those who file return clearly. There should be a bar on how much a household/individual can get oil, going past would lead to imposition of a cess. A household/individual can get oil from two selected pumps and if he or she seeks oil from other pumps, they should be outright discouraged with a rider this exception is once in a season. This is all possible if a data is maintained. More importantly, there should be oil rationing across country beginning with govt departments/ministries. Once the govt makes the move, the private sector would have to fall in line and spending less on whine.

Low cost elections

Close on the heels of low cost airports would be low cost of elections. A candidate with a taint of serious nature would have to deposit a minimum 25 to 40 lakh rs before he or she seeks elections. How to define the taint and its seriousness depends how serious those in the house are to desist from treating politics as business.  And for every year completed in lower house or vidhan sabha, he would have to deposit the same sum. Say if a house has completed two years and dissolved, he or she has had to pay 80 lakh besides 40 lakh that had to be deposited before seeking elections.  Similarly if one intends to contest from the same seat for a third time a deposit of 40 lakh would be fine. Mind you this won't be refunded perhaps with a rider of expressing the desire to not get fainted. Once low cost polls are a reality low would be the chorus of those who don't believe in creativity.

These low cost airports would bring more benefits. A large number of students scoring high are not able to secure admission in institutions like DU. A student from Sec 12 RKP School in Delhi scored above 94 per cent and all he could get was admission in Rajdhani College. Well you need to not only increase the number of seats for different courses but create more DU colleges on the outskirts of national capital calling Extended DU which would be as good as having colleges in north campus. Instead of handing land for diplomatic enclave or private educational institutions, it should be set aside for Extended DU. SEc 12 mein RKP ho, RMP ho, CMP ho EMP ho yah kisi ne bhi pee rakhi roh sab difficult hai. Let us not make things difficult by lapping Sec 12 results and remnants.

With low cost airports on the way those wishing to join the north campus fray would be less and less strenuous would be their years hoping against hope life does not turn fierce. After low cost airports even if stock market reaches lowest low or dollar begins to lose lustre and glow, the two acts looking to be formidably impossible in one stroke can still happen and one should not treat it as a joke. If dollar would begin to lose its way, then debates would see the anchor say with sincerity "you can come in here, don't have any fear, time is on my side, interest/atm are two sides of the same kite".

Let us hope we don't get tied by dollar rope. Dollar may have dinner every day, rupee could still be winner in some way. Once imports are curbed, travels abroad are discouraged, perhaps sanity would return by more than average. Let low cost airports come, let us spot the 7 gems and prayer goes out for all those who keep their budget low and in effect retain their glow.  Low cost airports to low cost elections may in a way keep the mandate from getting fractured and even if it is two year tenure, the sanctity to govern would be clean and pure. 

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