The Winding Magic of Hasaan Kings by Puneet Rajhans

The Winding Magic of Hassan Kings

THe man at the terminal was more interested in knowing the destinations others wished to make inquiries about. As i made unlimited number of inquiries on destinations i sought to overlook, not-so-keen to give a try and try some at some point of time later, he was in a fix. Circling in thoughts, his gaze fixed at me and the destinations i had probed about, his dilemma was cut short. I asked: "Which destination, Sir?" He mumbled and retracted. THe same exercise he continued for sometime and i convinced at his strong conviction to unravel my travel plans come what may. I made an enquiry through a stand-in passenger on a destination that would require three different buses from three different places and he was cringing in pain at his failed conviction to get the exact details.

Minutes later i left with the responsible view that there are umpteenth numbers of personnel on board who are strongly convinced to secure the convincing details on travel plans that others shudder to share with. As this responsibility of theirs is strong enough to ensure sleepless nights and days, the responsible B'lore residents began to move in strength to stations and bus terminals once the responsibility of the state government had been fixed courtesy majority vote. The aam janata of the state was responsible enough to not budge an inch for the past seven days ever since the crisis erupted in the BJP State Government. THis eruption was no less than the volcanic eruption that some were subjected to given their insurmountable challenge in passing the wind and gale as the tummy was playing a spoilsport.

Enough of rasam and sambhar, they had in the company of Governor and designated Governor General, the hooters of Hassan had enough conviction to convince the Maha Mahim that time was ripe to rip the BJP government apart. The Maha Mahim was too of the favoured view that nothing less than ripping apart the Reddy Brothers patronised government would be palatable to him given the undeniable stint he was deprived of had there been a central rule. At some stage, the Central Rule looking feasible, he was willing to play gulli danda with lungi clad and lung power driven Hassan Kings as their temerity to send the tummy of others for a toss was an established fact. But as the vote in the House established the govt in place, it was the turn of these Hassan hooters to hit on the trail of fixing their own tummy. THe govt firmly in saddle, it was time for politicos to take a backseat and let the aam janata tied to their couch for the past seven days to step outside.
As the celebrations in festive places like Mysore and Mangalore had taken a beating following the undeclared revolt of Hassan Kings which had led to a steep fall in eyeballs to these places, it was time for residents in different cities of the state to hit the stations and bus terminals for marking their presence to grand celebrations which had recorded a mere strength of 1000 for a ground that could hold 50,000 odd crowd.
So for all the responsible state residents out to make the 400th Mysore Dasara celebrations a grand occasion and all the responsible warts out to unravel the travelling schedule of others it was time to put the pedal on the accelerator as Hassan hysteria had failed to live up to its wind and winding magic.


As for those intent on covering hassan goons, the piece of advice would be you are doing no good by covering past their prime entities who have led us to a situation where our stomach refuses to remain stable and our body remains witness to a series of revolts whenever the mention of this grouping with a gutter mandate is made to us.