The 8.1 hours spent by Indians in office and those desiring to not even spend that
As per a report, Indians are supposed to work - pretending to work included - on an average 8.1 hours a day. This 8.1 hours a day begins once they have completed the commute from home to office marked by skirmishes and close shaves. Once inside the office and having taken the seat that has been designated for them to stay and shiver the next course is to truly spend 8.1 hours, not a minute more or less .
As for break up of 8.1 hours, it would probably go in the following format. Of 8.1, one or more than one hour is spent in an indecisive phase over the issue of whether they should begin the day in office and round it up with tea or coffee. Once having decided that the day can begin with tea to be followed by coffee and vice versa, two hours are spent in the washroom or in a place resembling to be a loo. There are no dearth of places in the office and its roundabout which have a close resemblance to a washroom. With two hours at their disposal, they take it as an opportune moment to blast the people whom they have came across ever since they decided to give a career a serious lift. The past present and prospective bosses aiming to be employers are blasted in the confines of washroom, with the assumption serving as consolation that these very bosses would have been blasted and continue to get blasted till eternity.
Once outside the washroom and on to their seats of upheaval, the remaining hours are spent in deciding on the mails they should open and the ones they should desist. Mails in order of apperance like 2, 4 and 6 are laid bare open for the entire staff to have a dekho and those mails like 1, 3 and 5 in order of appearance are left to be viewed by their foes. In the normal course the mails are to be viewed by your foes when you have left for the day and taken a circuitous route to reach the place of stay.
Having opened the mails and scrutinised each and every detail including the temerity of the sender to send such one to you, the next course of action is for how long the body would take to adjust to the fact that you have received mails and which you are supposed to respond before the company gives you a final response of stay or stray. In between the hours when the time spent in washroom is less than schedule, then you can well be called for an in house discussion in a conference room to share the plight of deteriorating traffic in the city that let to you skipping office for 15 days in a month. Solutions to the problem are spelled by those in the conference room and those willing to get in and yet barred as they haven't reached adult frame of mind. Post conference room confabulations and tea/coffeee sessions, the remaining/ shrinking time is spent ruminating on how better it would be to have a barter system than cash screech system as once the wads of notes disappear from circulation , the chances of those getting dislocated in the light of this cash circulation would trim. As a result, the 8.1 hours that one was supposed to stay in office in view of dislocation from home as wads of notes are in active display by money power generators in the neighbourhood these very 8.1 hours could be wisely spent in home with no bother whatsoever had barter system been introduced in the vicinity of place of stay.
Once out of office and the officewallahs out of sight, with 8.1 hours truly spent in office, the next search is for a place where you could have the grub with the assurance from the grubwallah that post meals, the tummy would respond in a way you desire and give you a break from office which you don't aspire.
the past
ppl
theuy
As per a report, Indians are supposed to work - pretending to work included - on an average 8.1 hours a day. This 8.1 hours a day begins once they have completed the commute from home to office marked by skirmishes and close shaves. Once inside the office and having taken the seat that has been designated for them to stay and shiver the next course is to truly spend 8.1 hours, not a minute more or less .
As for break up of 8.1 hours, it would probably go in the following format. Of 8.1, one or more than one hour is spent in an indecisive phase over the issue of whether they should begin the day in office and round it up with tea or coffee. Once having decided that the day can begin with tea to be followed by coffee and vice versa, two hours are spent in the washroom or in a place resembling to be a loo. There are no dearth of places in the office and its roundabout which have a close resemblance to a washroom. With two hours at their disposal, they take it as an opportune moment to blast the people whom they have came across ever since they decided to give a career a serious lift. The past present and prospective bosses aiming to be employers are blasted in the confines of washroom, with the assumption serving as consolation that these very bosses would have been blasted and continue to get blasted till eternity.
Once outside the washroom and on to their seats of upheaval, the remaining hours are spent in deciding on the mails they should open and the ones they should desist. Mails in order of apperance like 2, 4 and 6 are laid bare open for the entire staff to have a dekho and those mails like 1, 3 and 5 in order of appearance are left to be viewed by their foes. In the normal course the mails are to be viewed by your foes when you have left for the day and taken a circuitous route to reach the place of stay.
Having opened the mails and scrutinised each and every detail including the temerity of the sender to send such one to you, the next course of action is for how long the body would take to adjust to the fact that you have received mails and which you are supposed to respond before the company gives you a final response of stay or stray. In between the hours when the time spent in washroom is less than schedule, then you can well be called for an in house discussion in a conference room to share the plight of deteriorating traffic in the city that let to you skipping office for 15 days in a month. Solutions to the problem are spelled by those in the conference room and those willing to get in and yet barred as they haven't reached adult frame of mind. Post conference room confabulations and tea/coffeee sessions, the remaining/ shrinking time is spent ruminating on how better it would be to have a barter system than cash screech system as once the wads of notes disappear from circulation , the chances of those getting dislocated in the light of this cash circulation would trim. As a result, the 8.1 hours that one was supposed to stay in office in view of dislocation from home as wads of notes are in active display by money power generators in the neighbourhood these very 8.1 hours could be wisely spent in home with no bother whatsoever had barter system been introduced in the vicinity of place of stay.
Once out of office and the officewallahs out of sight, with 8.1 hours truly spent in office, the next search is for a place where you could have the grub with the assurance from the grubwallah that post meals, the tummy would respond in a way you desire and give you a break from office which you don't aspire.
the past
ppl
theuy
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