Friday, March 11, 2011

Enquiries about TEA by Puneet Rajhans

Enquiries about TEA

The other day i made enquiries about tea. The man at the front desk of a food joint whom i approached, learning about my query on tea gave me a long stare, perhaps suggesting the query itself was amounting to sacrilege seen very rare. Perhaps he suggested from his long stare that i had the audacity to take tea which for the price of Rs 15 to 20 would enable me to take a seat, have a fan support and take a good glance of the crowd that would file in and file out. Not at all enamoured by what i enquired about he indicated me to stage a walkout, failing which he had forces to show me the door to the outside world. I left bewildered at his conduct but soon had another tea at another joint that had none other than me at that point. What i have realised in the twists and turns of long ride is that query of nominal nature are to be dismissed as one having no stature and this tea-making query was followed by few days later on a paper which the man handling the business expressed his no fondness.
TOI what i was looking for and the man suggested to wait for half an hour. Just to be doubly sure, i asked would the paper be here after his 30 minutes roar, he frowned: "Gadi road par chalti hai." Here i gave him the little piece of my developing mind by telling him point blank where is the need to lose cool when morning has just set in to make us drool. Few minutes of frantic search didn't yield the paper i read and i returned to him pleading to hand over the paper with the requisite change as well coming from him. This time, he was noble and sobre.
Prior to this the bread-butter consumption at a joint early morning showed the other side of a disturbed entity who was no else than the cashier-cum-manager of a restaurant. When i took the toast with two cups of tea and sought a change to my note, the manager again gave me a long stare as if he always had food which he always had to share. Perhaps the stare suggested that small transactions won't be tolerated and they look forward to meals order that are bold and enable them to send to their homes big money order. The manager, cashier and other elements were frowning at the change i sought which they believed were nothing but a way to show their falling meal order record. Showing disregard to this unwanted mayhem i started to look at the map of the state which showed how much i have travelled in a new found gait.
Prior to this the last evening was wonderful as the crowd hailing from Bong frontier gave me a chance to be with them in a renewed gear. Queries from them saw me settle the doubts and invoke their prized opinion about my clout. Such interactions take us to add a refreshing chapter to our life where there are still millions and millions who are simple and plain white. They are good at heart and noble in their conduct and after all such crowd has to be hailed and hope the meeting of minds keep on happening without fail. This would be a recurring feature which would help us to be in all-weather flavour.

Approaching Bhusaval by Puneet Rajhans

Approaching Bhusaval by Puneet Rajhans

When i was approaching Bhusaval, some could be spotted grappling with innumerable acts of survival, essentially conveyed through feats of wrapping themselves in a towel. Morning blues hadn't entirely gone away with some having yet to clear the morning sensation and thus got into the natural bowel fray. Bhusaval Station may have been the destination but for sometime i was thinking about Asansol visitation. The place i visited few months ago and the enriching meals i took that gave my stomach the full flow. That season after three hours wait a train came to take me to Howrah which was my week's stay of awakening and a build up of a new era. As these thoughts ran through my mind and Bhusaval still away more than quarter of a mile, i spotted wagons which had Asansol etched on its cabins.
There were over 40 wagons probably emanating from Asansol head station and waiting to offload at Bhusaval the destination. That moment i hoped i would be in Asansol some day just to check the meals and climate an exercise few could flay. The thrust to travel and tryst with destinations would continue for long, after all this is the way to get away from the demons of stalkers who don't perform for a song. As i got down at Bhusaval, the following stations, namely Jalgaon, Chalisgaon, Nandgaon and beyond were other likely destinations. The train was proceeding towards Mumbai and all passengers were caught up in acts of time pass; some playing cards and some throwing their hearts. I, for one, could ill-afford the two as fatigue had started showing my body blues. Some moments later i had fulsome curd followed by a shared taxi ride and what after that i experienced was something i can't hide (the body had to bear and tear). Exhausted to a point i looked for meals at a Madras joint only to discover that roads had been dug up and the passage had become an unnerving set-up. THe stay was close to a week and the searing heat hadn't assumed the full feat. A more than a week later after the Tryambek Tryst when i returned to the same place, the searing feat had become the destination's enduring fate. THe remarks register was missing for some days when you had meals meant for the masses; after all who would give a thought to what pilgrims have experienced when heat is extremely turbulent. The stay was short and swift and the developing environs equally ripe and robust.
THis stay gave me innumerable chances to ponder on how i stayed in the same enriching place in the months of March and April some years ago when the heat showed no mercy and rains rarely felled and flowed. That apart, the stay then was quite scintillating , after all we are all born to live and let live is the reigning setting.
Perhaps the next destination could be in the West after i have returned from the National Capital where i have to save myself from innumerable stalking battle (stalking was too much rampant in Tryambek) and fuming rage rattle. Asansol may also come along in the near future if not the West, after all meals and climate have to be studied of whether they have lived up to expected gear. These destinations are the way to check the pulse of the nation and yet testify to the fact that meals and accommodation are Lord's reigning gift and determination.
Coming to the more serious issue of those grappling with innumerable acts of survival illustrated through their untamed knack of getting wrapped in a towel. That is the only way they can travel. They unfurl the fabric if and when any destination approaches which stores some magic. THese towel travellers have stood the test of times and have a weighty agenda given their nonsensical funda. In the season of searing heat and shared taxi ride fleet, towel travellers unwrap themselves with ease when they have to take a shower and again wrapped in towel siege they hop on to the shared taxi fleet. Hopping from one taxi to another all wrapped up in a towel gives them the freedom to exercise their right to any shape, size and colour of fabric that they should adorn after all fewer fabric takes away the lethargy and compels them to carpet bomb. The towel travellers would grow as a tribe as searing heat would become difficult to dodge and plausibly give them more followers to watch.

Monday, March 7, 2011

As i move towards the city there are two signboards that appear to me pretty. The first one happens to be nagarpalika office and the other one is an accommodation called Status Hotel which has on hands fewer battles. THe nagarpalika office doesn't have much to write about; in fact the status hotel has got all the emerging trends to apprise about. As i am writing this i just discover the notes i prepared post India -Irish match have disappeared. The match could have gone either way had Yousuf decided to Yield to Irish fame and sway. It was a match we should not take comfort in given the English dodge that South African could not prevent themselves from sinking in. Had Yousuf departed early and Dhoni been wrapped on the pads initially, Cricket India would have been departing from stadium early. Perhaps the prayer did the wonders because when Dhoni came out to bat he had 157 etched on his t-shirt and that was precisely the number of balls the Irishmen were supposed to roll. Had Cricket India succumbed to tight and feverish fielding from the Irish side, the goosebumps would have given them the need to have a sizeable toilet paper when they would have gone to the hotel rooms to answer to nature's unprecedented call seized with morning paper.
As for the status for you and me : everthing comes back to you in this seamless sheen.

Jo sudhar na saka by Puneet Rajhans

Jo sudhar na saka by Puneet Rajhans

As i board another bus with another set of people, there is one gentleman who is duty bound to spell out the nature of influence on him. He is upfront. The bus is heading towards Rewari and he is more than forthcoming in spelling out the good life he has led.
He begins : "Yeh hai bahut bada munim jo sudhar na saka." The munim he is referring to and his henchmen have been the most watchable events in the place of his assimilation. Is munim ke paas hai itni taqat ki yeh doosro ki ghar mein ghusne ka adhikar ki rakhta hai dwawat. Picchle char saal se zyada (More than four years) isne doosro ke ghar mein ghoosne ki taqat hasil ki hai. Yeh hai is munim ki kahani jo doosre ke ghar mein ghoosene ki adhikar sunata apne jubani. Bolte hai ki iske paas hai itna paise ki yeh apni range of demands subhe roj rakhta.
Yeh hai do take ka munim aur iski do take ki harketa jisko rok na saka samaj ki koi bhi bandishe. Isne doosro ke ghar mein ghoosene ki maharathi hasil ki hai and is kaam mein iske logo ne nayee jaan phooki hai. Iska ka himachali molester naukar joh raat hote hi doosre ke gate mein aur uske lock par karta hai vaar kyunki yehi hai iska adhikaar.Laki ke dande se karta hai vaar. Is adhikaar mein iske naukar aur chowkidaar ne kitne baar doosro ke ghar mein ghoose, rat hoi ya din sabhi samay ek jaise lage. Chaar saal tak doosre ka gate khol khol ke inhone ne apna dikhaya hai adhikar.

Kuch swar jo himachali naukar ke muh se nikle; "Ladka naha rahai, ladka aa gaye hai, ladka bathroom mein hai, ladke ko bahar nikalo. Ladke ko ham theek kar denge. Ladka naha raha hai aur bahar aane wala hai." Ladke ki kheti yeh karta hai aur is kaam mein chaar saal se laga hai.
Apne paise ke baL bute isne doosre ko kharida, na bach saka colony ka guard aur na bach saka colony ke driver. Do saal pehle rakhi thi inhone maang(demand). Ki tod do gate aur tod do deewar. Yeh himachali naukar subah munim ke paas jata aur poochta ki mujhe kab aur kaise ladke ki talash karna hai. Subah aur shaam iske ghar ke bahar teen driver, teen chowkidaar aur naukar ki mehfil lagti hai aur ladke ki khoj suru hoti hai. Har hafte naye aadmi aate western UP se and nazar rakhte makaan aur insaan par.
Yeh upfront hai. Yeh kehta hame ladka chaiyye aur pure peak par hote hai jab koi insaan bahar aate. Inki mehfil se log hote hai rubaru aur ander munim ko aati hai nayee khosboo. Jo bhi letter aate, courier aate, dawai aati, sab iske dwar se gujarte. Kyunki isko dikhana hai zarrori kyunki isne sabko khareeda hai apne daulat se poori. Yeh munim aur iski saantan kabhi apne chowkidaar se poochta: "Kya ladka dikha? Kya ladka bola? Us par nazar rakh" Aur cowkidaar apni sahmati dikhata. Doosre driver aur iske naukar kehta : "Ladka aaj nahi dikha. Ladke ko bahar nikal."
Iski santaan aur khanddan bhi hai utni paapi kyunki doosre ke ghar mein ghoosna, landline ko tap karna, letter/courier /bank statement gayab karna hai inki majboori. Doosre ke ghar mein courier aur saman bechnewale ke bahane log bhejta hai kyunki koshish hai kaise andar dhaba bole. Ho sakta hai forgery ho inka naya mukaam jab yeh letter, courier gayab karte.
Jab Jharkandi tenant rahta tha, to iske admi door se poochte the: Kya ladka hai? Kai mehino tak isne door se kiye aise sawaal jis phar sabe ne jatai ki na hoga aise sawwallo ka aakal.
Subah se shaam inke ghar ke bhar ki mehfil mein yeh apni demands rakhte ki kaise doosre ke ghar ki gate tode our lock se fiddle kare. Jab yeh makaan mein ghoose char saal se pehle isne socha aas paas ke dwellings bhi aate iske adhikar mein jaise taise. Doosre ke driver aur typist ko bhi isne khareeda kyunki paise ke bal par duniya ko khareed na chahta hai. Kyunki iske naukar ne doosre ke driver aur typist ko yeh kaha : "Tum meri duty karte ho Iski nahi."
Yeh paise ke bal par sab driver,chowkidaar ko khareedega kyunki paisa bota hai. Iske paise ne hamein ghar par bandh rakha hai kyunki kab iske aaadmi hum par kar de vaar. Hum jaye kashmere gate ya rajokri iske aadmi sab jagah hote pure puri.
Duniya hai iski muthi mein, duniya hai iski taqdeer isne doosrein ki taqdeer likhna samjha hai apni pehili laqeer.
Aao isko salam karein aur salaam karein iski paise ki taqat ko. Himachali Naukar kya boora hai. Ghar ke kaam bhi kar dega aur Kamata bhi hai. Perhaps this Himachali don is preparing himself to adorn the mantle as the search for the boy would eventually lead to him. The search for the boy is so frantic from his side (day in day out) that finally all gates would lead to him and the intruder don would have to settle for him. Finally you are in Trymabek or in Nagar, this paapi munim has set his men on you. Had toh tab ho gayee jab Tryamek mein isne kisi tenant se saat dino tak foot thumping karaye din or raat. After all his paisa bolta ha aur log bikte hai. But the moot question is are people who are supposed to enforce law and order are also keeping a tab? Multiple stalking at its best?

Friday, March 4, 2011

Cricket World Cup: To be or not to be by Puneet Rajhans

Cricket World Cup: To be or not to be by Puneet Rajhans
Well some have not been following the World Cup for a while but whatever piece of information one has gives this brimming cup of bat and bowl for teams to be in for a long haul. Netherlands the other day almost gave a shock therapy to Englishmen and it was an appropriate comeback for Englishmen to forward the same to men with blue outfit and sun tan. In BIGbai waiting for a travel agent to book a seat, the last heard score was Englishmen cruising at 105 with a renewed vigour and feat. When the bus actually stopped for late night meals, the one i wasn't interested as i was down with sneeze, the bus occupants post meal returned to the bus and thundered that Cricket India had managed to escape the blunder. The Bangla with a vibrant Desh too had shown the grit and determination and this realisation dawned that Cricket India would be out for outings that would be rough and seeking extra persuasion.
The reportage of that day when by 43 overs the Englishmen had clocked 280 for 2 showers. It actually took over 36 hours to get to the break up of that cricket day's tally and it showed that Englishmen had sent theBluemen to search for honourable alibi. A defeat here and a not less convincing encounter with Irishmen would have spelt doom and a huge win against South Africa would have been required to lift the veil of gloom. But Ireland upset of Englishmen could even make quarters look a painful try.
Those glued to the TV on Cricket Day Sunday would have experienced a palpable rush of varying emotions which is very different from what one experiences during services as promotion, demotion, dejection and annihilation. Annihilation is more probable for those intruding at night hours courtesy black cash.

Had the Cricket Day encounter been on Feb 28, the reaction to the Budget Baby would have been inert and one suggesting dry day. ( By the way the FDI in Retail should never come. That if ever happens would be a demonic step. Those with fewer options
and a honest work culture can't be asked to shut their shops precisely
because those withsizeable money bags and intruding agenda can't be allowed to have a menacing adda).

Well the pre budget meet and post budget meets with India Inc. is over with most interested in giving their byte and getting a well deserved break. The budget is over, the excitement is passe , the Cricket India should fervently hope to write a new essay.Sachin, Zaheer, Yousuf, Munaf and Dhoni could hold the key but it should be a contest that most would like to see. Pre and post quarter contests may see bowling tearing apart but any batting collapse may set the stage for Cricket India WC contest tearing apart.
As the British Press has flogged Englishmen for a loss something that can
make their chances go for a toss. When Irishmen were 111 for 5, Englishmen had every chance of topping the Group B table with a shine. Never had the opportunity to watch the contest but as reports suggest Kevin O 'Brien scored the fastest World Cup century rhyme. O' Brien who had ceased to exist even before notching an innings of 50 in the past 9 WC encounters and got to a three digit score to take his side to a thumping shore. Likes of O'Brien have made the World Cup a more open contest with minnows throwing upside down the favourites chance to win the crown. Perhaps this Englishmen floundering should make Indians wary of scathing criticism if they fare poorly against Ireland Fame.

Nobody knows what's in store on a Sunday but Cricket India could be in for a rough patch on a day when half of India is on an official holiday. As for World Cup rendezvous, it is more watchable and comforting than wicked IPL bus. The IPL bus be abandoned and let WC like rendezvous be staged and won. This is the prayer from every heart of an Indian.

Legitimacy to rule and intrude

Legitimacy to rule and intrude

US Prez has said that Gaddafi has lost the legitimacy to lead. There are three things that Obama, who has the mandate to rule till Nov 2012, and to be reelected if ever he
decides to enter the fray and subsequently win with wafer thin margin and hay. First he is talking aboutGaddafi the leader. Second, Gaddafi who has lost the legitimacy. Third and final, the leadership position that Gaddafi does not hold on. Three things from US President providing a total Gaddafi spin.

Well,some have lost the legitimacy to lead but not the legitimacy to make their countrymen bleed. Well, it is all a case of legitimacy and legitimate henchmen. Illegitimate are the empires of those leaders born to be criminal intruders and criminal stooges. Well legitimacy by force is their inbuilt trait when they were born with the avowed aim of demolishing the peaceful fabric of live and and let long live. These illegitimate intruders (well there are legitimate as well) basking in the glow of wealth and illegitimate wealth sheltered puppets set their sights on how to intrude and loot.Vastraheen has been their status from dawn to dusk and the boys of all readable age they are in pursuit of whom they want them to shed all fabric that is not transparent.

They have illegitimate acquired characters at home who set the ball rolling once they sight munim intruder's bundles of cash and rubbers that are lying torn. From dawn to dusk they intrude and send their men to other living sphere with the avowed objective of letting the uncounted cash do the imaginable task of making others yield or live in trembling fear.

The unemployment crisis gives them the handle to make the best use of unaccounted cash and it is here the powerplay is at its best on how to keep a continuing tab. The legitimacy that they have cruised along with is due to the office the intruder criminal works in is oblivious to his acts of wrongdoing and con. Perhaps the legitimacy to snoop, tap, forge and stalk has run its full course but there are some States outside National Capital that give him and hiscriminal sons/domestic helps a new dose. The longer the spell of Kala Dhan in his Kala Den the munim would be having all-weather fun. Boys would come and go, Holi Milan would be a season of endless fun and flow where tight embrace among all occupants would be to the hilt and make each other less than a full blown foe. But that won't stop the search for boys with whom he would like to have a return on men, material, masses, water investment flow.

Perhaps the time for Gaddafi the legitimate ruler to date has come to legitimately wind up his shop. But for this criminal intruder king, the time is ripe to spread his base given the henchmen that are appearing in changed outfit, appearance and changing base. His legitimacy stands as long as his Kala Ashiana stores his Dhan which is not white and Kala Sons/Dons. Had the dhan been white the intruder to other homes won't have flourished with a smiling sight.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Acting from his kala den

Hail the system that gave rise to such criminals

The Opposition has blamed the Govt. for not doing enough to check black money. And with no readymade solution to the menace of black money, the criminial intruder munim is finding it quite funny.
The day you left the national capital, the criminal munim and his criminal men (procured through means not legitimate) were out to unfurl a new battle. They had known for long that the man they were trying to trace and nip down was planning a stage of movement and this led to such characters to set on a stalking firmament.
The munim is a corrupt entity with a corrupt and criminal set of ideas what else would explain his trajectory of growth when his forces are out in full bloat. They chase you at all accommodation round the year as kala and not white dhan has to create a nagging fear. The doc and the hotelier who have been in touch with him need to stop this interaction as this would give the munim to try and search for new level of operation. The munim is a merchant of massacre out to strike his survival by forcing his way into others living sphere (simple tinkering of gate locks by crminal sons and criminal domestic helps is permisssible).
The munim is hoping that this holi milan would be special as it would generate demand for new men.
Perhaps the ofice he works in and the men he works with don't have the faint idea of how he operates in the household and nearby and this gives him new elbow room to go for mass buy (of men, material and masses as forces are stretched in the entire length and breadth of the country).
When some boys of readable age were hurling filthy abuse some days ago at an accommodation and speaking largely about the men they were searching for and the qualities they looked for, the realisation had dawned that criminal munim was out on his job to get new fame and form. Perpetrators of injustice range from Pune to Pulverising UP as the search for men hasn't got the desired booty. Pune would be the right choice as water for wall hearing act would give him the right chance to bat. Perhaps the story has reached Pune frontier that munim is coming to offload his liability in a new gear.
As i took another bus for another destination the buswallahs suggested that criminal munim with his criminal sons/domestic helps would flourish as loopholes in the system fail to check his undiluted distribution of dhan from his kala den. The criminal sons/domestic helps have a roaming agenda as they come out and scream on the channels you watch and the demand for men that they don't want to scotch. Perhaps a repeat of this act in some other household would have led to the entire tribe getting sold and as buswallahs suggested they are bas of the highest order. Otherwise what would explain their conduct to get abuses hurled at which ever accommodation some take and try to stay away from race. Some suggested that The criminal sons/domestic helps/munim need to undertake this act of criminality at some other household to gauge their firm hold. The munim is too old to deliver a full length delivery and that's why he has set his forces on tailing spree.
When criminal munim moves from his home all on the streets are quite wary of his movement. Nobody knows when he would put forward the demand for boys and toys. Perhaps this act of a refined nature has earned him a good following and a new stature. Otherwise What would explain the forging and snooping feats. When the courierwalah for umpteen times after visting one dwelling immediately goes to his den to close the dealing. Some in the bus suggested that One can't be oblivious to acts of crminiality even though he is flowing with untamed growth trajectory. The assembled crowd in the bus believed that The holi milan would see him enforce his agenda from his den which is nothing but criminal adda. The night closes with watchful movement of others courtesy flowing cash and the day begins with how many times the criminal sons/domestic helps would be staging protest by indulging in dirty crimes.
In holi milan he would be in tight embrace of cash and men as his entire den would be a fortress of fun. The criminal men he has raised would give you dirty stare and some dirty talk when you go out for hair cut in an old fort. Criminal sons/domestic helps would shout from the rooftops about the nature of services they seek and again this would lead to their cash health looking warm and not bleak. Since the liability has to be offloaded the acts of criminality and intrusion have to be continously uploaded. Perhaps there are a large number who are ready to hail, hear and share him as the secrets that has led to his unquestionable mental and physical growth he is too eager to make others grin with.
the agenda that munim has set on would be appreciated by those when all-weather unemployment has been system's shame. Be it Gu'rat, Mah'tra or K'taka he would send his forces to make better use of dhan which is not white and which he has in plenty and gives him imaginary flights.