Days of convenience in national capital

Days of convenience in national capital 

As i took a bus to reach a destination that people don't stress, the venture to step out was made possible by a two day stay at home with no feet of clay. The bus went to Dhaula Kuan and beyond and there were enough parties waiting to board a bus that was willing to show its ability to go to Rajasthan Ground.

A day when few people went for work and few people hooked to mopping mauling which they did not shirk, the days of convenience in the national capital has been made possible by a  successful contest against constipated culture that had begun to occasionally occur. The moot query is who all conspired to constipate. Apart from the lumpsum rice that comes for a price it is the physical immobility that leads to constipation cruelty. The best antidote to constipation is to have enough apples and onions and uplift the sagging bums by undertaking a walking activity where you have an equal chance to sight city gems.

Coming back to the bus ride made plausible with enough seats looking upright, the first sign i read was on retirement solutions. With enough retirees on hand there is an urgent need to have a solution plan. What do retirees do and how they kill time is yet to come out in a booklet as a clue. The city known for its power and water scarcity would equally see retirees displaying some sense and digging in others the need to not cross the fence. As retirement solutions hoarding became invisible, what looked more feasible was sighting of one gentleman who boarded the bus and was ready to engage the other person sitting behind him in a conversation covering stress. The man went babbling and bloating and yet the one behind did not engage and was by no means kind. Perhaps the need to engage others has been born out of the repeated illustration of speaking to yourself and remaining ignorant of others plea that this act would make you feasible to land in asylum free.

Why do people speak to themselves and what rights they have acquired through this speak wonder?
It  has been historically established and periodically recorded that convulsions in mind lead people to speak to themselves for a duration not less than a grind. On wordly topics and wise men and women they speak and hope all of them would have moments of leap. This leap is different from the leap the lady ATM spoke when she woke and assailed others by imagining that which of the two, Re hitting hundred to a dollar or petrol wailing 100 to a litre would come, not realising such promises can't be made by the govt of a sizeable sum.
Other issues on which we spoke is on greenland dose and the swelling on cheeks that made the lady froze. The man besieged by equally justified conduct of others gets an equal opportunity to speak to himself on issues as urgent as pelf. WE normally speak in a tone audible to others and in a room visited by our brothers.

We may speak on the necessity of having rains and when can the entire country lay claim to this fame.
We may speak on the distress the farmers are in places where there are no water and hope they secure this in more than a quarter.
We may speak on the necessity of a political tone that has to be polite and not taking the form of a bite.
We may speak about the sizeable days we spent  in Kolkata, Udhagamandalam and Tirumala and how they have preserved their glory and sum.  

All in all we would come across individuals who speak to themselves and leave everything else. But when the debate is on we have to listen to others who speak and post confabulations in majority of test cases weep.

What should be an ideal day

What should be an ideal day

Considering the enormity of  debates and the enormous pitfalls of watching and preserving them, it has been hard to figure out what should be an ideal day. The day that does not leave anyone in a state of trance and the one that does not force to think of relocating to nation states like France can be broadly described as ideal and a day of survival. The day should ideally be disposed to the idea of establishing  fewer connections and if possible none even if you are not on any ascension . Beginning the day with making calls on cell and landline is least desired when you know from the other side people are waiting to fire. The day should begin with making an effort from lifting oneself from the mat on which they slept and taking fruits they don't fret. Post intake of fruits and tea one should try to reach papers that are not vindictive to any degree. Amidst paper-reading exercise spare a thought for those who have been kind enough to lead a simple life and not engaged in ammunitions of provoking others to thrive.

The first few hours of the day should be geared to read and rehearse the papers and if possible count the numbers of used soap wrappers. Paper done and their undiminished reach established, the next act should be to take shower and do asanas that make you feel heat like no ringing blast. Morning food should have enough of curd and other ingredients that don't make you feel heavy and post breakfast one should not be open to the idea of any plausible fast. Afternoon meals should have rice lapped with equal quantum of lentil and other fibre rich vegetables. It should have enough dollops of onions and lemon as that would straightforward your request for a heart that is at its best. This should be followed by tea and later another dose of reading papers. In between if possible try to gauge the day's events by switching tv for few minutes or listening to radio if tv operations has been offset by cableguy. Evenings are meant to undertake another round of asanas  and if heat is really terrifying then go for another shower on which there is no bar. Mind you during the day you may be tempted by the thought of speaking to a cell inspired individual but don't make this perpetual.

Late evenings a tv show is a strict no no and if you have committed this folly it is better to take the tv monitor out of your room in a trolley. The late-night watching of a political discourse where from a political platform political speeches were being made for public consumption should not have strayed too far to have less polite endeavour and commitment.  Political speeches are a   must in a season when most of us miss our bus; speeches made from political crease should not on occasions be seen as going overboard on achievements as this may invite some degree of backlash from other firmaments.  Achievements have truly been displayed and now the time is to broaden the outlook and think of the nation in the same way as the state looks.  

As the day comes to an end with no stepping out venture the real fun, the physical movement that could not be achieved can be undertaken the day you have to board a public transport from a bus stand that is justifiably some metres away and which you can't go on a pram.   

All in all an ideal day should necessarily consist of  :

least cell/landline connection with near and fear ones; those on snooping trail would have to subject themselves to a  course correction following a strong gale; those giving advisories that one needs to step out quite often for which instructions have come from big dens need to be told that such forceful acquisitions are a strong no no despite one having the undiluted white paper flow; procuring daily necessities should be given to those who can handle these responsibilities; and finally sparing a thought for those who are on the fringe and yet don't cringe.

Some messages that i came across

- give this seat to those who feed you more than you fed them
- spitting awaited; monthly allowance of 2000 in 100 rs denomination would be deposited if spit target has been upgraded
- give way to others when others are ready to be more than brothers
- it is a national capital and here most have the right to babble
- three musketeers are in town who are no less than clown.
- stray dogs to be vaccinated; you have a fair chance
- take left and speed ahead as there plenty who are willing to place a safety arrival bet
- acquire a laptop or tablet soon as monsoons would see prices boom
- make it a point to show allegiance to eyeweeplull as it has equal chance of being gulped down as daily cereal
- recent petrol post should not make cars ghost as there are enough mavericks to raise the personal vehicle bricks   

How long can one wear a shirt in Delhi, Mumbai, Chennai, Kolkata and Guruvayur

How long can one wear a shirt in Delhi, Mumbai, Chennai, Kolkata and Guruvayur


As i struggle to write a story from a cafe that is logically and timely located in a basement given the heat that emanates from structures on a different firmament, i wonder are there enough places in the capital where one can have a cool sabbatical. Cool sabbatical as an option can be exercised in floors above basement if there are fewer machines that emit fewer degree of heat and scream The net facility here is open for all to see and gauge and should not be discomfort for those who long ago ceased to have their privacy rose. It is the cool surroundings that is tempting enough temptingly made possible by a desert cooler in a functioning mode in the background. Besides the net facility there are other net savvy ingredients in the basement networking with their clients which also claims to provide services like spa, facial and rebonding.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

There are some issues with the monitor i am working with as cursor on occasions seem to move faster than i can grapple with. The intent to deliver myself to a basement was to apprise with the prospect of how many days a shirt can be worn in the national capital and if there are indeed any other centre that can be a rival. The national capital which plays host to mood swings the nation sees has enough potential stored for a gentleman to wear a shirt on a day more than one as sultry surroundings are comparatively less and dust storms of a scale not necessarily creating a fuss. If one has stayed indoor for a duration lasting 48 hours and more one can safely bet that a shirt can be be worn with none willing to fret.

A step outside that may not mean you are open to an idea of a bite could well subject your shirt to an upheaval of distort.Brushing aside uncounted number of individuals the shirt washed and worn could be open to the thought of getting torn if one is not cautious enough to keep button and sleeves on. Some in the metro and bus get close to get the feel of the fabric and in the melee they repose their faith of being a maverick.Yet it is the metro that has spawned a debate that a shirt can be worn for long as it has surroundings of a baby on a song. When you step out of a metro station and go past other sensations, there are enough hints that your shirt would be seeing the light of the day and absorbing dust and heat as you become part of the travelling-cum-trailing fray. Two outings on two successive days would be enough to secure the shirt the dirt it deserves and a wash in rin would be mandatory to make it beam. If it is winter the whiplash could well take three days to settle in and thereby going for a mandatory wash bin. Against this in the sultry environs of Mumbai, where majority swear by locals and its longevity the shirt from the date of its birth faces adversity from forces that have fewer sources. A brush here and a skirmish there, the shirt begins to have its share of wear and tear. Still the authenticity of that fabric can least be doubted if worn regularly and yet faring fairly. The sweat tinge may rupture it to a point of no return but if the fabric is strong the repeated wash may keep intact the character of a worn bomb.The shirt put on and the locals so strong you are amidst a surrounding that is nature in its unadulterated form and one who is authentic enough to step outside would be hearty enough to give his body and  fabric the earthy ride. Dishevelled and disarmed may be his strengths; all in all one has crossed the fence and one who has returned home can hit the bed with the same fabric and ensured of a dream roam.

Coming to Chennai where heat is undiluted the entire year with cascading effect of sultry fare, the shirt is best preserved to be worn one day if outing has been too long. Two outings two days could be plausible with the same shirt if romantic liaisons are not bedeviling  you on earth. Out on an assignment with the same shirt on firmament one should be assured of it being largely ripped off sweat and those who frequently fret no need to place a bet. Shirts of convenience are easily discovered in stores given those with non-white colouring are a roar.  For Kolkata and its expected share of quota, shirts of all shapes and sizes would do. Sentiments airing your confidence and opinions are not hard to get as these can be purchased in bulk and at a pace that would make none sulk. Forewarned are those who step out and yet not take a dip in the water at least twice a day as this city has immense of this reserve and it give its citizenry the birthright they deserve. Roundabouts and the streets have enough kal ka pani and this makes the tongue roll out a sweet vani.

As for Guruvayur and the vicinity, shirts may drench in sweat given the sultry sum. Enough outings would require you to wash it as the travels are not large and loathsome and distances are managed with dividends looking handsome. Even the shirts the new acquaintances wear may look neat and tidy and perhaps on occasions some queries may come on why you desist from those fabric which have no iron clothing variety. Keeping neat and tidy is the buzzword and a shirt with ironing is welcome and not lulled.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

As i begin to wind up some gems from the north east have begun to get calls on their cells which they have begun to answer after hearing the bell. These gems too believe in wearing shirts; right now kindled by a desire to adorn tee-shirts that goes down to the butt and can easily be preserved in a hut. Against these gems there is another group looking for admissions and other clues. Admission blues are hard to contest and if one has not tucked his shirt inside the blues can turn to a long bite.                                                                
                                  

Summoning Samosas

Summoning Samosas

Samosas are found in the countryside and in places that have a long road divide. They are basically city delights having originated in the countryside when people were few and bright. From enlightened countryside they reached cities with enough tube lights and since then they are being consumed in plenty given the inventory.                                                                                
                                 
One is accustomed to take samosas in the evening; any attempt to take it in the morning can lead to a state of stomach burning. Normally samosas prepared outside are inhaled inside and once taken in, they are followed by a strong brew so that those who took with you did not escape and flew. Triangularly shaped these are meant to obviate the chances of those who try to tranquilise others with a triangle dose.Triangle dose are the undercurrents of a modern day existence; those who have not been fired by this imagination have in their life least degree of substance.

The day i returned to the national capital there was no urge to take it in one activity. One fine evening i took it in lumpsum, leading to a revolt that led from stomach to bum. Hard to contain, hours were spent in denying myself the opportunity to aim and get the requisite fame. This lumpsum excursion one day was followed by a single dose for which i had no aversion. This single intake led to no single hour of distress and following nights went like fest. Single dose could be tried if the belly demands that intake has to be of a surprise not necessarily leading to a gas ripe.

Samosas as such in the countryside and areas which have ceased to be countryside are consumed by people who are 10 or more. After a hard day at work they collect under a pole where samosas are being served; some prepared in the previous hour and some served after having been preserved for some days when vendor could not have his ways. Difficult to make a distinction between those prepared in the previous hour and those prepared when the vendor had his last share of shower, the collected people collectively affirm their allegiance to samosas of  no arrogance. As for preparation,  made from potatoes, peas sprinkled with enough spice, they are meant to tranquilise those who are on a short fuse given no life clues. Once gulped there are standing instructions from others standing nearby to help you gulp more as it would lull your roar. The bounty intake has to be followed by tea  and if not done that it makes people digress.  Whatever may be the outcome the samosa sum is all about the gas release function that spares none. If one wants to shortcircuit this, one needs to frequently walk at a pace hailed as brisk.

Hail samosas and hail the fraternity as taking it at will is something in our cherished destiny.                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Do morning ablutions lead to a state of confusion

Do morning ablutions lead to a state of confusion

As i took a bus that seem to suggest no level of stress there were few among its occupants who were willing to debate on day-to-day topics foremost being abuse that tended to be sprayed by workaholics and shopaholics.  


Intake of horlicks and other energy drinks could not be blamed for this pledge to not excuse from abuse as there are other drinks that leave you confuse. Once in a state of confusion post morning ablutions, abuse can be collected at will as some find it as a source of thrill.  In the normal course, different from english-speaking source, abuse could be a three or four- letter word or something comprehensively never shirked solely guided by the duration one seeks it to last and burst. Longevity of the spoken gems is not assured but its reverberations are nothing less than a furore.  Some take it as a compliment considering the food intake has not been proportionate to the state of mind when these  gems were shelled out and more it looked as an act of rehearsing rhyme. 


Liberalisation has given wheels to this act which in the normal course leads to acidity if one ever tries to retract. Liberalisation has liberalised the usage of tongue and herein this undiluted commitment need not necessarily be in person as there are other ways one can feel the sensation. THe cell has been convenient enough to take the load and remit voices in as much clarity as if you are standing close. In the pre liberalisation period when there were ways to skip office/school and your trace, the one who did not report for work was handed out compliment only after s/he showed up after long absence and if not this was sent a letter that precisely mentioned where lay the abuse section. This sentiment is normally employed to date to regale those in the vicinity huge distances notwithstanding  landlines during then made the exercise carry the energetic sense. 


Telephone directories of that period were regularly updated and its bounty look suggested that one could try alphabetic route on those whom they wanted to mouth shoot. Pre liberalisation meant fewer days the authorities had at their disposal to get the work done as people designed to work at will were more accustomed to take a holiday thrill. With more days to spend away from offices, the people hailing from employable age and gainfully employed took upon themselves to bide away time in looking for names in telephone directory whom they wanted to shower with abuse battery. Minutes turning to hours; hours turning to days, the telephone directory proving handy to hand out abuse rage. That partially explained fewer vehicles dethroning your movement in the city trail and road rage never heard of when most were binded by landline age.  


With the evolution of cell and the evolutionary phases the man has been swept under, the abuse amelioration looks more a reality with nothing to define the undercurrent as brevity. Blessed are those who are active recipient of this gem early in the morning as it sets the tone and sentiment for the entire day that is by no means a warning.  Those who are not lucky enough to get a piece of this gem in the morning the entire day serves as no less than a warning on when you would be adorned with this ornament for which some people are precisely paid a rent. Nowadays pre and post cell conversations lead to abuse sensation; some preferring to do it in the four walls of their home and some willing to do it in a corner which is not short of bloomers. 
Some papers take upon themselves the need to carry out a poll on what abuse led to and how many were glued to. If abuse has been handed out from a firmament where there has been a fair sprinkling of security cum sanitary staff, there would be few in the audience who would laugh. Some would cheer you the next day to hold out a press conference where you would have your say; the best course could have been to not visit the stadium and its canteen post happy hours when you can hardly gauge any flowers. This poll purification where readers have been asked to voice their association lends no credence as it is only trying to lengthen the longevity of a midnight act on which everyone takes turn to react.
Apology would be hard to come but if it ever comes it won't make any side look small or have the shape of a midnight punch; the one that came the next day in a place where most were served drinks in a tray.  In the assessment year 2012-13, assessing the performance of journos, there have been a plethora of gentlemen pleading that they have an urgency to assess the performance of those reporting and reading. Amidst this assessment one gentleman who failed to be a journo and looked at every reporter as one no less than a porter was candid enough to remove the confusion. SAndoz Toliya from Tanzania deemed fit to hand out abuse from a literature that comprised his kit. Likes of Toliya believe that handing out compliments to those with a fair degree of sentiment is his birthright given the reporter who this entity believes to be a porter is adding nothing more to a spectacle of litter. Well litany of plaints have come on how can you abuse someone who has not taken any rum.     
Abuses would galore as long as economy shows signs of heating up and on occasions shutting up. Abuses done in four walls would show there would be few to upstage you; if done outside there would be plenty to trace you.


Abuse would be hard to locate if you take a walk past some streets which may have been known for this feat in earlier days. You never know when that very street would be heating up with abuse beat. For now those who have been successful enough to go past stage of ablutions, with a free mind and a free will they are free to hand out the abuse gem to a fair degree. Those who have a struggle on ablution front would think twice before launching on abuse rant.  

Going past different streets some messages that looked no threatening read like this:


Handwriting and finger print expert : trained in America, traced in India and willing to travel to Serbia.

city plants million trees; the flow of traffic suggest there are no scarcity of freebies.

summer specials launched; now at least come out of all bars and lounge .

feasts and fief define the temperature; the city has no entity powerful enough to cause rupture.

rising temperature, rising heat hope those are laid to rest who are on a parking feat.

ndmc limit ends here, your time begins with no fear .

Speed limit ends here; drive at will.