Some messages that i came across

- give this seat to those who feed you more than you fed them
- spitting awaited; monthly allowance of 2000 in 100 rs denomination would be deposited if spit target has been upgraded
- give way to others when others are ready to be more than brothers
- it is a national capital and here most have the right to babble
- three musketeers are in town who are no less than clown.
- stray dogs to be vaccinated; you have a fair chance
- take left and speed ahead as there plenty who are willing to place a safety arrival bet
- acquire a laptop or tablet soon as monsoons would see prices boom
- make it a point to show allegiance to eyeweeplull as it has equal chance of being gulped down as daily cereal
- recent petrol post should not make cars ghost as there are enough mavericks to raise the personal vehicle bricks