Lost-and-traced- brother and the safari suit men by Puneet Rajhans

Lost-and-traced- brother and the safari suit men

Adjacent to the seashore i spot a man giving a running commentary on all those who are visiting the precincts of a temple and stepping out later. His commentary are in neat Tamil interspersed with Mandarin the language the School Minister wants to propogate for the simple fact that he has traced his lost brother in the Middle Kingdom. First it was Ramesh whose anxiety and commitment to espouse the cause of Chinese businessmen who had long left to be paranoid about China's rules and wanted the same from India to shed its share of paranoia on China. Largely Ramesh was speaking for Chinese investors who had long ceased to be petty and had broadbased their area of operations. Ramesh made his counterpart know that he lost his brother (Jai Jai Sandesh) in the Big India-China bonhomie-turned- mayhem of the '50s and '60s.
Now lawyer-turned-Mandarin draped Minister wants India to launch a frontal and broadbased operations on learning the nuances of Mandarin and fill all vacant teaching posts on the same on an immediate basis.
While the man on the cell too wants to trace his brother whom he lost last week while strolling near the seashore - and all his commentary , up and running, are meant to instigate others to follow his trail. While this trail looks somnolent compared to the trail of vehicles that glide past me. One cop tells me that the convoy of 26 vehicles are doing a rehearsal for the Son of the Soil Stalin who is expected any moment to drop the bombshell on who all are his arch-rivals who need to be shown the door. The meeting is in Nagercoil and all walkie talkie are being tested 20 kms away in Kanniyakumari. Perhaps each cop has been told to pass any amount of information (hard to get) on the Son of the Soil's movement so that they are battleready for the thick audience that would line the streets once his convoy has been spotted.

As these movements and counter movements take place there are dozens and multiplying every hour safari suit draped personnel , too with the walkie talkie, talking about how long they waited for this grand moment to come when the upcoming leader would cause enough uprising when he begins his tryst with the land where the big saint meditated for three consecutive days. Well the meditation exercise the party cadres would be subjected to is in Nagercoil - and what would be going through their mind post meditation-cum-sycophancy sessions are yet to be known.
But i can't overlook the fact that there are dozen other men with the mirror to their face , probing the possibility of their looks being ferocious enough to tame their opponents whom they battle it out every alternate Sunday. Some even holding mirror to their face with the faint hope that post undeclared sessions of facials they look charming enough to see the abject surrender of the women they woo.

As the mirror adjudged personalities and safari suit clad personnel bump into each other at different tea stalls of the town, the news comes in that the man tagged to the cell delivered commentary has just found his lost brother. He has been traced to Sri Lanka, the nation whose trade and tryst with China knows no bounds.

With little knowledge of Mandarin, he found enough support in Colombo amongst Chinese personnel whom he bumped in while searching for morning meals. And they moved heaven and earth to send him back to India with the hope that he would prevail on all the lost and traced brothers and sisters to give a shot at Mandarin.

Learning about this episode the cops on walkie talkie informed the insiders in the inside ring of SoS that the China tsunami would hit the coastal districts of Tamil Nadu soon.This leads to a renewed rehearsal of vehicles which has doubled to 52 and pacing up and down the streets of KKRI. Well cutouts of Annadurai, sons and daughters of DMK patriarch hog the limelight of the temple town there have been instances where the black and red flag of the party has been uprooted. The party bosses have asked the cadres to look out for those with Mongoloid features and speaking halting Mandarin. Besides, SoS has given clear instructions to test the soil to know why it could not stand the flags for the period it was supposed to. He had a line of communication for his safari suit men.Once the meet in Nagercoil is over, you need to register for Mandarin language and bring out the truth behind the uprooting of party flags.

As for Amma, she has had enough of China and rising commitment episodes at the back of her mind given the string of lawyers she consults for apportionate and disapportionate assests case. And the commitment these guys have for China given one from their fraternity having come out with revelations (of China and for China) which were close to his heart and never revealed since 2004 when he became an MP.
Those backing the last year crowned School Minister believe his fondness for China's language and lunacy is also to do with his attempt to figure out how they hack into others sites.

With Mandarin under the belt, the Indian class could well pass on the secrets of hacking and faking to the world establishments at large and thereby stop them in their tracks to be the Solitary World Power which China intend to declare by 2030 given the fact that quarter of the world would have submerged by then as the Climate Today and Tomorrow studies portend. Probably this was the report that Ramesh shared with China and assured that even if quarter-hoped-and-half-desired world goes under water, China would be spared given its commitment to not let the numbers speak for it; probably the population numbers it has halted and the one the other Asian Giant is overflowing with. It was precisely the climate report that Ramesh shared that finally led to the series of disturbances back home and the latest fad of Minister prompts the common man to think that an all -party meet would be called soon to discuss and deliberate on China and Chinese chicks.