THe come-on-board Cong tally in Bihar polls stands at four. They have equalled the feat achieved by Antarrashtriya Janata Dal (ARJD) in Lok Sabha in 2009 which incidentally stands at four. The ARJD has repeatedly said that since the results came and stayed for long there is a big mystery behind the results and the decimation that followed. The punchline taken by Fodder Frontrunner repeatedly is: "How could this be the tally?" Essentially the ARJD was expecting the inevitable, given the not so visible turnout of their followers to the polling booths. The tally to be in single digit was the sum and substance of their expectations. Having notched up double two two (22) they are mystified and mesmerised by their large number of untraced followers. Twenty-two is no small feat given 3,5 or 6 as the tally they would have desired to be. Skyrocketing to 22 shows the depth of emotions and the assimilation of the Bihar Public with ARJD's Aspirational Agenda.
The Fodder Frontrunner thundered: "You can't write us off. The Bihar public is yet to break all links with us. We are yet to attain endangered status. To hail the double digit feat we have grand designs up our sleeves. In the first act the Bihar strongman-turned-showman along with Paswan and his two lost and traced brothers disappeared to an undisclosed location where a movie was being shot. THough the shooting had begun much before the polls had set in and the Nitish Nuggets had yet to be factored in, the immediate task before the annihilated tribe was to meet its deadline as no overcosts could be afforded. Before polls it was titled Lalu Ki Wapsi Se Purane Industry Ki Asha Jagi and now starring Lalu, Gowda and Paswan it was retitled Kidnapping Ke Side Effects where it would detail the mystery that defined the outcome and suggest innovative ways to give the Kidnapping Industry the life support it deserved. Perhaps a change of base to a State like Karnataka could be the beginning.
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