Monday, June 11, 2012

Who is a consensus candidate

Who is a consensus candidate

Consensus candidate is one who is conscious enough to consider himself consensus. Being consensus he can't afford to free himself from worldly worries of consternation and constipation. Consensus tag consistently demands that he remain conscious of the exercise that are meant for public consumption and those meant for private justification. Having been consensually evolved he has to resolve that as a consensus he can neither construe nor hope to get a clue. Being consensus primarily ordains him to keep straight and let others decide his fate.

Consensus posting constantly prods him to converse with like-minded consensually evolved entities who have yet to evaporate habits gained in '70s.With habits that look ineffectual in a world that looks perpetual the evolution of a man through interaction with consensus band makes him control fewer fans and more among those who have had no temerity to try prams.

The constant 24X7 clamour for consensus has for the time being taken the sheen from census which to an ordinary folk is all about consensus findings the govt reached. The leak of various govt. department's woes and weep is all credited to a failure to build consensus among stake holders that no matter how high or low we may touch nothing would pass from this corridor for probing agencies to search. Consensus on toilet stink in govt fief could have been avoided had pay and use board been sighted. THe enormity of a debate on a toilet upgradation phase showed the number of people who had not visited loo and had no pay and use toilet clue. 

Consensus is the need of the hour and right of everyone taking a shower. If there is consensus among those staying under one roof on who all would have the right to loo and shower in the first hour the consensus arithemetic would look plausibly energetic. Similarly a consensus evolved among those waiting at a bus stop on who all would have the right to board and those not joining the load would see consensus reach a logical sense.
Those who could convince others to be consensus come with the cold consolation that once having occupied the chair of convenience the consensus tag s/he would be deprived and here polity posturing would by and large thrive. Consensus would be on paper and in action it would be appropriately put in a wrapper.
All said and done consensus would neither free him of constipation nor free him from his near and never met relations. 


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