The Day That Is Saturday

 The Day That Is Saturday

As we start early on Saturday, it is one day that won't burn holes in your pocket and turn grey. As we leave the bed and take umpteen cups of black tea to clean up stomach it is one daily ritual that won't gum up. To clean up stomach tea is essential; more so the black tea is preferential. Post black tea during noon breaking wind makes us feel better; one needs to release fart occasionally when stomach is overheated and needs a much-needed breather. Let us rejoice the act of breaking wind and let no individual be deprived of this opportunity across world from Summer to Spring and be full to the brim.

Constipation off and on can be quite irritating in a world where three to five cups of black tea can erase constipation and keep you posted with innumerable courses in Aviation. As we get ready for the day we learn about Laura Kenny the British Cyclist hitting rooftop by bagging Fifth Olympic Gold that would essentially hold. Indian Golfer Aditi Ashok lost by a whisker and took fourth spot; something that would make her distraught. US Golfer Nelly Korda took the first spot bagging Olympic Gold coming from a nation fighting wildfires in California to raising cases of virus in Florida some of whose streets are reminiscent of Asia. After Ms Korda won Gold the team was in a huddle hoping to repeat the same feat in Paris bubble. From now on to Paris Olympics bow a lot would change, would virus become history and lose its reach and range. The rising cases of virus from India to Australia to US make us wonder where we have gone wrong and when will fall silent the virus thunder and pros and con. Virus control protocol needs to be strictly adhered to; schools, colleges and markets reopening would spread the infection which most of us would rue. Virus would fall flat and disappear from this planet in one solitary act is the aforementioned prayer/agenda in a globe where there is lurking hope and enjoying repeated sessions of banda.

As we have a distaste for mobile and smartphone; calls and messages can turn a woman to crone. Smartphone can turn you nuts; it looks to be invincible instrument and can be traced to West Bengal/Bangladesh huts. A life minus smartphone is a blessing and smartphone linked life can sometimes be hosing.  As institutional quarantine has been waived off for Vaccinated Indian Students wishing to Study in UK thanks to awareness quantum released by NDTV News Channel anchors which was by no means humdrum, this Unlock Education Initiative can be a savior for umpteen students career. As Tokyo Olympics would wind up in another day, it were herculean efforts by the organisers who don't sport feet of clay. Three Cheers for them and Three Cheers for the nation where occasionally people divulge secrets after a dose of rum. We take this opportunity to extend good wishes to Mr Shinzo Abe Again and hope he bounces back with augment of rain.

We also take this opportunity to extend good wishes to Mr Anil Vasantrao Deshmukh and Mr Ajit Pawar of Maharashtra State in India and hope they have a tension free life with enough to drive. 

When would contentious farm laws be dumped in India there is little clue; sooner is done the more it would take away career blues. Perhaps a decision could be taken in Tea Meet that won't creak.