Parties to hand out laptops to students of all ages,signs and submission

Parties across political spectrum have decided to hand out laptops to students of all ages signs and depression

In the run up to elections spread in five states and waiting to spread in other where assembly is in jitter and the buildings housing them seeing no clutter, political parties have decided to be decisive and hand out laptops that nowadays look basic.
These laptops would be handed out in the last lap of the poll race and would be handed out to students who are able to prove their identity or are able to pose as students even though they have been working round the clock in kirana store.

Possession of an identity card is a must as it stores the possibility of possessing the possibly working laptops and other fringe lollipops. When the last lap of the poll race approaches, approaching would be political candidates agents possibly exploring the possibility of laptops to be handed to their friends and old flames and those who could be identified as students and yet to be tamed. Because students studying and those showing the ability to study in primary, secondary and abscondary levels need to be roped in for the ingenious ways they flip out and in. Be it examination centres or canteen serving as seduction frontier, the students of all possible ages know the way to freedom with no threat of cages. And this deft handling is what politicos aspire for given the EVMs (Electronic Voting Machine) and those losing their deposits despite their established record on CBMs (Confidence Building Measures).

Assurance on laptops come with other assurances like once these laptops are parted free of cost the political parties would be parting their workers so that students and foreseeable gems can sit on the laps of these workaholic workers to work round the clock. Laps of the workers too would be free of cost and all that the students would be required to do is instill a level of confidence in these workers that life is not all about votes and turncoats as laptops with internet coating can cruise them to a world where most agents apart from political and permissible are ready to bloat and boast of their innermost gems and fort. So traumatic and long lasting would be these workers submission to a world of bodily boast that they would round the year offer their laps to any sizeable section of students who can bring them tantalisingly close to a world of sizeable gems.

THe whole idea of lavishing laptops on leveraging students is born from this apart from the shortage of chairs in cities and countryside which has fewer cheers. It has been occasionally established that life in the countryside has seen migration of workers to their homeland and scarcity of hands to till their land. To arrest this decline of labourforce, handing out laptops is the sole available course. Because if one worker offers lap, there would be a beeline of others to go for lap lollipop given the string of benefits it secures. If a student seeks to work for unlimited hours on a laptop, unlimited would be the stream of workers waiting to offer their laps as post polls they don't have any sizeable act to do to showcase and maintain their much-cherished abs. Therapeutic would be the experience and sizeable would be the load of students sitting on their laps and working and thereby helping them to maintain the perfect abs.
Loads of benefits to be released is enough for the economy at large once laptops begun to barge. Hail the freedom of workers and students; political workers for not getting gainfully employed round the year and students not sizeably zeroing in on their target given the shortage of chairs from which they can catch on the bait. It is the scarcity of chairs and cheerleaders that has prevented the plausibly pliable students to bloom and once seating strength has been gained there would be no end to their clones.
Lapping it up with all laps and laptops is the synergy the political forces find themselves in given the need to not let opponents grin against the backdrop of their workers thrusting to their side of gym.