Telangana and the trio of Bolta Modi, Kal Ka Admi and Nadia Jo Nahin Soti by Puneet Rajhans

Telangana and the trio of Bolta Modi, Kal Ka Admi and Nadia Jo Nahin Soti

There was a Cabinet meet last THursday to discuss the Srikrishna report on Telangana. Though the report is likely to study the feasibility of small states and how they can't be gobbled by big ones in one go, probably a case of their existence choc-a-bloc with large ones, the meet was used to study the feasibility of the Opposition campaign vis-a-vis Telangana Trepidation. Once the Telengana report is out, not conceding by any stretch the Telengana bout, the mayhem would be unprecedented and so would be its coverage. Once all this starts reaching unsurpassable limits, out would be the reprieve for the trio of Lalit Bolta Modi, Kal Ka Admi Kalmadi and Nadia Jo Na Soti. The doctored three have engaged in swindling operations which by any stretch is more than what Shiv Raj Puri of Citibank swindled. Saddled with liquid cash of customers, this Puri after several rounds of bhelpuri, promised them lucrative investments and in the process parking all funds in his den and basement.
The Cabinet meet attempted to study in detail the Bolta Modi, Kal Ka Admi and Joh Na Soti's renewed attempt to study in detail the Puri's modus operandi and how they could have parked themselves for this venture rather taking the occupants of Cabinet and country as backbenchers. Though Puri tale has no bearing on the trio the telangana tale truly and completely stores the potential to overshadow the cash commitments the trio truly pursued. Essentially, this is what the Cabinet meet discussed that this telangana report tabling would not have come at a more appropriate time when the Opposition would truly and completely stand wiped out when the Telangana telling imprints are brought out.
As the Cabinet meet thanked the true stars of telangana report for the services they rendered, the stress would be on the service to the nation to truly and completely implement the report braving the insurmountable odds here and there. Truly is the spectacle of the turmoil this report would release and truly would be our efforts to truly and completely capitalise with ease.

As the Cabinet meet was in its last lap discussing threadbare the Chidambaram invite to West Bengal CM Buddhadeb, the Cabinet members felt the need for more such invites in 2011 to win over the camps they lost out in the past. The members felt that they have truly arrived at a situation where the govt is at no threat and in threat is the Opposition unity once the invites of such nature have govt's sanctity.
This meet was followed few days later with another meet of personalities no less than Cabinet Ministers and Sisters, Bolti Modi, Kal Ka Admi and Jo Nah Soti. Holed up in an aircraft for a duration that can truly shame their compatriots, the trio discussed the elevated status they had in the elevated corridors of power and how it all truly disappeared. On the trio's agenda was also the telengana's jhanda and how this truly would provide them the breather they truly deserved and would preserve.
AS for the elevated status in the elevated corridors of power, the trio truly felt that such days are round the corner as chorus of protest against CBI's botched up fest is truly on. Once CBI winds up its operations, truly would begin the trio's tryst with fame and form.

When reports last came in the trio had slipped out of aircraft holes and with boria and buster parked themselves on Gujjar occupied railway tracks prodding the Gujjar leadership to occupy more tracks and sharpen their attacks. Their support to Gujjar agitation stemmed from the fact that while Gujjars were protesting against denial of reservation to them in govt jobs, the trio wanted to win back the govt jobs and favours which was truly reserved for them.
Truly was the reservation the two sides aspired for and truly was the agitation they wanted to pursue. THe only difference being one side wanted the entire limelight to their acts of agitation and the other no shedding of light to their true acts of subversion and sensation.